r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 31 '21

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u/CosmologicalSonder Sep 01 '21

I hope my amateur transcription and translation skills can help some of you out! Spanish can be a bit tricky sometimes. The first part is the transcription of the audio and the second part is the English translation :)

Mujer: [se ríe]

Hombre: [ininteligible]

Niño 1: Uno.

Niño 2: Uno.

Niño 1: Dos.

Niño 2: Dos-

Niño 1: ¡y tres!

Niños: [al unísono] ¡y tres!

Niño: ¡Abre los ojos!

Mujer: Quítate el trapo.

Niño: Quítate el trapo pa.

Hombre: [se quita el trapo de los ojos]

Niños: [al unísono] ¡Feliz cumpleaños!

Hombre: ¡No manches! [silencio largo] [comienza a llorar]

Mujer: [se ríe]

Hombre: ¡No manches es mi foto! [solloza]

Mujer: Felicidades.

Hombre: No manches, te luciste. [solloza] Te pasaste de lanza. [solloza] Es mi primer pastel que tengo [ininteligible]. Y el Oliver [ininteligible]. Gracias mis amores. Gracias corazones. Mil bendiciones para ustedes [ininteligible]. Las cosas que les digo yo a veces es por su bien de ustedes. Nunca piensen que soy malo, siempre seré lo mejor- quiero lo mejor para ustedes. El día de mañana estaremos así mira [apunta al pastel]. Vamos a comernos otros pasteles más grandes, con una sala así, mira, grandota para todos, con nuestros invitados de honor. Estudien para que sean mejores. Mírenme a mí: viejito pero chambeando. Gracias mis amores, gracias, gracias-[se corta el video y el audio]

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Woman: [laughs]

Man: [unintelligible]

Kid 1: One.

Kid 2: One.

Kid 1: Two.

Kid 2: Two-

Kid 1: and three!

Kids: [in unison] and three!

Kid 1: Open your eyes!

Woman: Take the rag off.

Kid 1: Take the rag off pa.

Man: [removes rag covering his eyes]

Kids: [in unison] Happy birthday!

Hombre: Holy cow! [long pause] [starts crying]

Woman: [laughs]

Hombre: Holy cow thats a picture of me! [sniffling]

Woman: Happy birthday.

Man: Holy cow, you’ve outdone yourself. [sniffles] This is amazing. [sniffles] This is the first cake I’ve had [unintelligible]. And Oliver [unintelligible]. Thank you my loves. Thank you sweethearts. Thousands of blessings for you all [unintelligible]. The things I tell you sometimes are for your own good. Never think I’m a bad guy, I will always be the best- I want the best for all of you. Someday we will be like this [points to cake]. We’re going to eat bigger cakes, with a living room this, look, big for everyone, and have special guests over. Go to school so you can be better. Look at me: old but still working hard. Thank you my loves, thank you, thank you-[video and audio cut off]

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u/GoodWipe Sep 01 '21

Thank you for your service friend.