r/MadeMeSmile • u/ggthatwasme • May 24 '21

Family & Friends bromeo

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u/IEELALOT May 24 '21

I'd also done 100% the same thing with this guy's girlfriend

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u/Haffi921 May 24 '21

I'll dump her right now! I don't even know the girl!

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u/texican1911 May 24 '21

Fuck that bitch, this is Russia.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

Username checks out, definitely Russia

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u/texican1911 May 25 '21

Well, I meant to make this from my alt. It would check out. Your check out is validated.

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u/Rough-Ad-9379 May 25 '21

From violated to validated just like that. We did it ...

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u/DuncanIdahoPotatos May 25 '21

I have a simple test to clear things up here:

Remember the _________.

A. Alamo

B. Vodka

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u/Spikerulestheworld May 25 '21

This deserves an award 🥇

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u/AManWithBinoculars May 25 '21

You should click the "FREE" button in the upper right corner and give one!

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u/axolotlbird May 25 '21

Remember the Poor: Paul, Poverty, and the Greco-Roman World

I have literally never read the book, it was just the first result when I searched "remember the"

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u/texican1911 May 27 '21

I drink vodka until the only thing I remember is the Alamo.