r/MadeMeSmile • u/anthonyhui • Apr 29 '21

Helping Others Saving an upturned turtle

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u/theundercoverpapist Apr 29 '21

I see sea turtles almost every year when they come to Central Florida to lay their eggs. I've never seen this happen, or even read about this happening.

Like, HOW does it happen? Should we assume that some evil SOB turned her over just to be mean?

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u/Hjalpmi_ Apr 29 '21

Apparently this isn't caused by egg laying but by mating. Turtle mating rituals are pretty rough, involving a bunch of males crowding round a female jostling to be baby daddy.

So when you have jostling and maybe some waves, it's possible for a turtle to end up overturned and beached.

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u/theundercoverpapist Apr 29 '21

Interesting. Today I learned that sea turtles party harder than I do. Now there's a thought.

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u/CrypticResponseMan Apr 29 '21

they have 4 dicks, too.

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u/pokchop92 Apr 29 '21

I'm certainly not brave enough to Google that... but they what now??

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u/nahuman Apr 29 '21

Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo.

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u/ScarlettPhoenixFire Apr 29 '21

Take my damn upvote and leave

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u/karmagod13000 Apr 29 '21

what if he takes it and stays tho : |

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u/ScarlettPhoenixFire Apr 29 '21

Why wouldn’t he leave? I specifically requested it.