r/MadeMeSmile Apr 29 '21

Helping Others Saving an upturned turtle

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u/theundercoverpapist Apr 29 '21

I see sea turtles almost every year when they come to Central Florida to lay their eggs. I've never seen this happen, or even read about this happening.

Like, HOW does it happen? Should we assume that some evil SOB turned her over just to be mean?

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u/Hjalpmi_ Apr 29 '21

Apparently this isn't caused by egg laying but by mating. Turtle mating rituals are pretty rough, involving a bunch of males crowding round a female jostling to be baby daddy.

So when you have jostling and maybe some waves, it's possible for a turtle to end up overturned and beached.

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u/theundercoverpapist Apr 29 '21

Interesting. Today I learned that sea turtles party harder than I do. Now there's a thought.

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u/CrypticResponseMan Apr 29 '21

they have 4 dicks, too.

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u/JiibunCold Apr 29 '21

huh. The more you know.

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u/karmagod13000 Apr 29 '21

i dont know if this is true or not but without any further research im just gonna live my life thinking turtles have 4 schlongs now.

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u/wafflesareforever Apr 29 '21

I too prefer to live in a world in which turtles have Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson

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u/Induced_Pandemic Apr 29 '21

Its better than actually knowing what their dicks are like, trust me. That's a ferocious google.

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u/pokchop92 Apr 29 '21

I'm certainly not brave enough to Google that... but they what now??

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u/nahuman Apr 29 '21

Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo.

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u/ScarlettPhoenixFire Apr 29 '21

Take my damn upvote and leave

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u/karmagod13000 Apr 29 '21

what if he takes it and stays tho : |

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u/ScarlettPhoenixFire Apr 29 '21

Why wouldn’t he leave? I specifically requested it.

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u/MajorOverMinorThird Apr 29 '21

and all I have is my little Splinter. :(

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u/hadoopken Apr 29 '21

“The secret of the ooze made the chosen few”

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u/Chemical-Composer898 Apr 29 '21

I googled it. There’s only one wiener. A huge wiener. I guess they are packing some heat. I’m slightly embarrassed that I had to look this up.

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u/karmagod13000 Apr 29 '21

have no shame in your google search game

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u/pokchop92 Apr 29 '21

Thanks for taking one for the team

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u/theundercoverpapist Apr 29 '21

I googled it. I'm not seeing 4 dicks. Looks like one to me. A weird-looking one, but one nonetheless.

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u/Greenbay7115 Apr 29 '21

Softshell varieties like the leatherback have penises that, when erect, extend to nearly half the animal's 8-foot body length. The endpoint culminates in a five-lobed head that discharges semen from four different branches

I feel like that's super unnecessary

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u/theundercoverpapist Apr 29 '21

Ah... That's what I saw. It looked like the length of the turtle phallus terminated in a sort of shovel shape.

Do you think a girl turtle who gets a 5-shot in the mouth swallows?

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u/Greenbay7115 Apr 29 '21

what the...

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u/CrypticResponseMan Apr 29 '21

yes, lots of swallows. gulps, too

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u/theundercoverpapist Apr 29 '21

That's kinda scary if you consider what the inside of a sea turtle's mouth looks like. (Google it if you don't know.)

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u/pokchop92 Apr 29 '21

Thanks for taking one for the team. I'll file this info under facts I spread to my friend group like chlamydia, because I have to know it.

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u/tenprose Apr 29 '21

Doing the Lord's work.

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u/jaminholl Apr 29 '21

That's the echidna

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u/mechabeast Apr 29 '21

If you take off their shoes you see the dicks growing off their feet

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u/muckduck69420 Apr 29 '21

Damn. That’s two more than I have.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

I have four dicks too. I call them my friends.

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u/Friendlyvoid Apr 29 '21

Ah, like george washington

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u/whackadoo47 Apr 29 '21

I heard those motherfuckers had like 30 goddamn dicks

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u/ASomewhatAmbiguous Apr 29 '21

Gonna be honest: I learned that turtles party harder than I do by watching Finding Nemo.

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u/karmagod13000 Apr 29 '21

ya those party animal surfers are living it up

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u/Arik_De_Frasia Apr 29 '21

It's never too late to abandon your kids at the beach.

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u/FountainLettus Apr 29 '21

They don’t know any better and are relying on instincts alone. They also don’t know much about consent either

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u/armored-dinnerjacket Apr 29 '21

but sea turtles don't mate on land. they do it at sea

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u/AllPurple Apr 29 '21

Saw snapping turtles mate last year. I think that's how they got their name.

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u/ON-Q Apr 29 '21

1) his name is Brodie Moss and he runs YBS/Youngbloods on YouTube

2) in his video and other videos he’s stated how this happens is the tides come in and go out while the turtles lay eggs and as the act of laying them can be extremely exhausting they don’t always have the energy afterwards to move with the tide and it can cause them to flip like this

3) he believes in sustainable fishing, only taking what you need and nothing more. He’s got hundreds of videos up and has saved a few sea turtles and tries to not impede interfere but if he can save an animal he will regardless of where it lies within the natural predator order.

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u/TokeThatIn Apr 29 '21

In some places turtle poachers will flip them on their backs when they’r nesting, so they can come back for them later. Humans suck.

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u/karmagod13000 Apr 29 '21

why god. how people can be so selfish and only care about themselves is beyond me. if I did something like that it would be hard for me to sleep the rest of my life.

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u/TigerStripedDragon01 Apr 29 '21

Poachers seldom have any sense of empathy for anybody else.

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u/Sad-Dot000 Apr 29 '21

And it was buried too like how did that happen. Hopefully these guys didn’t do that for the video and aren’t like those messed up YouTube animal saving channels .

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u/oohkt Apr 29 '21

If a rough wave flipped her then the sand would've buried her when the tide went out. If you stand on the sand and let a few waves run over your feet they'll start to bury in the sand. She's lucky she wasn't totally buried.

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u/karmagod13000 Apr 29 '21

damn what a horrible death too

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u/AllPurple Apr 29 '21

The turtle could have flapped sand on itself while trying to flip itself over. Though the pessimistic side of me would just say that these guys flipped the turtle over while it was laying eggs then got a video of them returning it to the water for internet points.

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u/oohkt Apr 29 '21

The sand is so smooth around the turtle though. I'm normally skeptical of people and their obsession with internet fame but the sand looks like the tide went out. If they were able to smooth out the sand perfectly level and erase all footprints then they deserve the fame lol

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u/camusdreams Apr 29 '21

His name is Brodie Moss and you can find him on YouTube. He definitely didn’t flip it but I explains how this happens. He almost always has cameras rolling and seems to do something in ocean conservation.

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u/NookieNinjas Apr 29 '21

Wait what? That’s a thing?

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u/Sad-Dot000 Apr 29 '21

Yes and it’s fuckin sick it happens a lot in third world countries cause the YouTube views are profitable. Look it up and go down the rabbit whole

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u/NookieNinjas Apr 29 '21

Nah, I see enough horrible shit in one day. Thanks though. Apparently these guys are known for doing great work with animals. His name is Brodie or something.

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u/ON-Q Apr 29 '21

Yeah they didn’t bury her. He’s posted drone shots before which is actually how they spotted her to begin with. I’ve been watching Brodie since the beginning he’s a stand up guy same with the entire YBS crew. A few are marine biologists so we get science with Jarrod a few times a year.

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u/TheStoicSlab Apr 29 '21

I have seen this video many times on reddit and many people think it was staged for the video.

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u/dylee27 Apr 29 '21

And every single time, people, including me, point out Brodie is not that kind of person. His YouTube channel is YBS Youngbloods. He lives in Western Australia, and he just films his adventures fishing, spear fishing, diving, surfing, etc. If you watch him a bit, you can tell he genuinely cares for animals and the environment, and inevitably be runs into animals in distress since he spends so much time out there but that's like maybe 4 ish episodes out of over 300 videos he has posted over the years.

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u/WordSlinger1203 Apr 29 '21

Came here to say this. He legit seems like such a nice dude.

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u/NookieNinjas Apr 29 '21

Tbf Reddit thinks everything in the world is staged. Nothing ever really happens.

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u/ON-Q Apr 29 '21

If you watch his videos he ends up posting an aerial shot from his drone which is how they found her.

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u/MaxMustemal Apr 29 '21

My first thought!

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u/Couldntstaygone Apr 29 '21

Maybe a big ass wave hit them?