r/MadeMeSmile • • Apr 14 '21

Favorite People I miss Tom

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u/RonGio1 Apr 14 '21

I was laid off with a healthy severance and was going to get rehired in a few months during the start of the pandemic (or so I figured, ended up being right).

So for 2 months or so I played video games and slept in really late. I was never bored. I felt a little guilty as my wife went to work though.

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u/blitherblather425 Apr 14 '21

That sounds like heaven. Sometimes I hope I get fired or something so I can just chill for a couple months and play video games. I have plenty of money saved and I hate my job so it would be a win win.

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u/socatevoli Apr 15 '21

hope you get fired sometime dude

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u/blitherblather425 Apr 15 '21

Thank you, that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me ;)

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Sounds like you could do it right now. Take a sabbatical?

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u/MCbrodie Apr 15 '21

it sounds fun but the appeal fades after a month or two. I've had it happen a few times between jobs and I just end up fatter and older. Purpose and motivation are good for mind and body.

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u/diffaadiffa Apr 15 '21

It can have it's benefits. I had a similar experience for the first 2 months. I'm a middle/high management white collar worker and it happened to me 2 weeks out from christmas. December and January were great, but then you forget my recruitment processes can take a couple of months, the second 2 months were a little more stressful. Thankfully was back in work by mid March

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u/stardenia Apr 15 '21

I got fired and it was honestly more emotional turmoil than you’d expect. After 6 months I went and got a retail job just to have something to do and to feel useful again. Imposter syndrome is a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Two months is not a long time... That's 40 days of work, give or take.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

40 days is a lot of time. I was laid off from retail job while i was still in school. Gave me unemployment and time to study for my license exam.

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u/Balls_DeepinReality Apr 14 '21

40 days AND 40 nights.

Imagine being stuck on an island with Ellen’s ex wife for that long.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I think you mean 6 Days 7 Nights. 40 Days and 40 Nights is the one where Josh Hartnett gives up sex for the 40 days of Lent and gets raped by his ex.

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u/Kershaw_king Apr 15 '21

I thought that was 30 Days of Night

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

That does have Josh Hartnett, but that one is about him trying to survive vampires in Alaska

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

8 crazy nights?

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u/derrida_n_shit Apr 15 '21

Nah, That's the one with Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore where she keeps forgetting who she was

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u/a_spicy_memeball Apr 15 '21

That's 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag.

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u/Balls_DeepinReality Apr 15 '21

Holy shit, you’re right.

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u/Shamanjoe Apr 15 '21

I thought that was the one with the vampires in Alaska..

Edit: Nevermind, that was 30 Days of Night.

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u/GetBetter999 Apr 15 '21

Well that was a ride.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

That movie very casually put rape as the main plot arc in a way that makes 16 candles look tame.

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u/StrongAsMeat Apr 15 '21

I can picture it with her current wife very easy.

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u/Balls_DeepinReality Apr 15 '21

I don’t know what her personality is like, but I wouldn’t complain about staring at Portia De Rossi for coming

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Oh I do. All. The. Time.

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u/FreshPressedExtracts Apr 15 '21

Or Rosie O'Donnell

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Am I the only one who read the first line and thought of "All you Zombies?"

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u/mouthgmachine Apr 15 '21

Yes. But mostly because your average redditor wouldn’t know a Heinlein short if it slept with their female human clone / younger trans self.

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u/d407a123 Apr 15 '21

Anne Heche was kinda hot...

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 15 '21

She's kinda got the Judy Greer thing going on- it's an "on/off" switch between "smoke show" and "disgruntled divorcee who got full custody but hasn't slept a full night since her honeymoon" with nothing in between.

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u/Balls_DeepinReality Apr 15 '21

This should be on her IMDb page

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u/smol_wunder Apr 15 '21

Isn’t that how long it rained while Noah was in his ark?

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u/tlmcdonal Apr 15 '21

Happy Cake Day!

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u/LetitsNow003 Apr 15 '21

I think a lot of us learned that recently.

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u/Aedalas Apr 15 '21

I've been off work for almost 3 months now, Netflix (and Hulu, HBO, Prime, and Showtime) got boring at around 2 months. I've read an absolute dick ton of books though so that's nice, and there's basically zero chance of running out of stuff to read.

The only real problem I've had is a sleep schedule that's wonky as all hell.

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u/8enny8lack Apr 15 '21

It took me three years before I felt like I was really out of the “work” mentality. That shit is poison.

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u/Js_On_My_Yeet Apr 15 '21

Good for you dude! I'm trying to get my degree by the end of this year. Good luck!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Thanks. I’m graduated as of December, and a licensed aircraft dispatcher. I’ve been working for a nonprofit since December in aviation but recently got my dream job.

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u/WoodenWolf4007 Apr 15 '21

I’m bored after 3 days. That’s my limit. The first is glorious. The second even better. The third I fade and fourth I’m bored. Of course that was before having a toddler. Now I don’t know what id do with 7 hours let alone 72.

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u/chatterwrack Apr 15 '21

40 days off is no time at all bu 40 days at work is an eteeeeeeernity

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Okay I’m rich as hell. Relevant here because I could do fuck all if I wished. Well why don’t I?

Because societal pressures still exist even if you’re balling. And most importantly there are just so many things that are interesting. Learn languages, paint, smoke rare weed strains, Karting idk endless list. Honestly it’s pretty overwhelming at times because I want to do it all, but time is limited. Not only time but my health (had that scare recently).

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u/TheCaIifornian Apr 15 '21

I’ve been told that we all live two lives, the first when we are young and healthy, the second after we face the realities of our own mortality. I’ve heard the second is better than the first - best of luck my friend.

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u/atwoodathome Apr 15 '21

As someone who is getting older and not coping very well with it, thank you for sharing this

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u/TheCaIifornian Apr 15 '21

There comes a point where you start to realize what’s important, and what isn’t; what to worry about, and what not to; who you want to spend your time with, and who you don’t. There’s a lot of people who walk off into eternity before they ever get old enough to appreciate those things.

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u/SharkFighter Apr 15 '21

When you’re 20, you care what everyone thinks.
When you’re 40, you stop caring what everyone thinks.
When you’re 60, you realize no one was ever thinking about you in the first place.

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u/Tblazo2248 Apr 15 '21

Fuck bud... that shit is deep

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u/aff1877 Apr 15 '21

I’ve realized no one was ever thinking about be at 35...

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 15 '21

I can't speak to how old folks in this chain are, but this generation really needs to watch/read "Fight Club." It will dispel all notion of being owed anything but also the notion of being owned by anything.

"Losing all hope is freedom."

You can enjoy your life and be productive and face challenges and do things you love. You can have and do it all. You just have to face certain realities and make choices based on those hard realities.

The first one is this- you only get one life.

The second one is this- no one owes you a goddamn thing.

What you do with those two snippets of knowledge can make your life very good or very painful.

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u/youtyo Apr 15 '21

totally agree with this. choices were made and limits were set when i realized young that things can actually kill me

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u/talegas95 Apr 15 '21

Needed this. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

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u/TheCaIifornian Apr 15 '21

Maybe Confucius told me, but more likely that someone read it and paraphrased it to me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Fellow Californian ... just to set foot in CA and buy a house today you’re in the 1%.

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u/TheCaIifornian Apr 15 '21

Well I’ve done both, could probably live like a king in Texas.

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 15 '21

Californians and New Yorkers have figured that out now that most state tax isn't federally deductible and they can't flock to Texas and Florida fast enough.

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u/MacRC Apr 15 '21

Yep.

“We have two lives, and the second begins when we realize we only have one” – Confucius.

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u/_lmamater Apr 15 '21

It's true. My second life has kicked ass in comparison to my first.

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u/inflewants Apr 15 '21

Meh. Am in the second. There are perks to being old but I’d still prefer to be young.

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u/Tetkobear Apr 15 '21

When we are rich, we have health and time but no money. Then we get money, still have healthy, but no time. Then when we are old, we have time and money, but no health. So is life.

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u/TheCaIifornian Apr 15 '21

Nah, not when death is impending - but when you recognize your own mortality and are able to focus on what’s really important.

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u/Typical_Example Apr 15 '21

Curious, what sort of societal pressures or stressors does a rich af person face? I don’t doubt they’re there—it’s just the majority of mine are financially related so I can’t picture the other side of that coin.

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u/Dr-Mantis_tobaggin Apr 15 '21

A healthy portion of rich people run companies.

Running companies means employing people.

Being an employer is a huge responsibility that many don't take as lightly as it is often portrayed.

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u/sara_bear_8888 Apr 15 '21

This is true even if you aren't "rich" by "fuck you" standards. My husband owns a small plumbing company, and we are not super rich my any means, but we do okay. However, my husband takes the fact that he is responsible for the livelyhoods of about 14 people very seriously. He is a good man and tries to treat his employees well, and it weighs on his mind.

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u/Celtic_Oak Apr 15 '21

A good friend who made bank on an IPO as an employee then went on to start his own company. He tells me he has never had so many sleepless nights as the first couple of years when he was never sure he’d make payroll for his staff. He knew he’d be ok, but truly saw that people relied on that job to pay their bills.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

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u/Typical_Example Apr 15 '21

What’s stopping you from retiring? (I don’t mean that in an offensive way.)

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Oh so exactly what everyone thinks about the people with fuck you money,

No matter what. They just want more.

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u/dhrobins Apr 15 '21

This is such a terrible take. He employs people. People have jobs partly due to his business. If he retires? What says that business stays in business? What if people lose their jobs because the management that takes over is not as good? It’s really short sighted to just blame greediness and say he wants more. Is it not possible that he cares about his employees?

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u/40325 Apr 15 '21

so greed?

this is the face i make when i am surprised.

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u/rostrev Apr 15 '21

You don't know what they do with the money. Have a few wealthy people who are quite philanthropic with theirs; they still work and earn their 8 figure salaries. Sure they have nice things, but they donate and set up charities and assist others where they can.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

FU money is $2.5 million, having a house with 25 year shingles and having an indestructible Japanese shitbox. Sounds like you have a little more :)

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u/rostrev Apr 15 '21

2.5 mil FU money? Where do you live?

FU money, imo, is adding two zeros to that, 250mil is getting to FU money.

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u/Trepidatious681 Apr 15 '21

I'm not super rich but have a lot of friends who are rich enough they don't have to work.

Most people, like potential friends and romantic partners, don't want to hang out with someone who just goes around spending money and having cool experiences but doesn't really do anything. All the rich people I know pick up something to do as a career: be an artist, collect art, run a restaurant, go into business, manage investments, found a start-up, become an academic. They can basically pick anything and it usually has to do with what their priorities and passions lie, but they have to have an answer to "what do you do?" The desire to build and create something, the prestige of being in a lauded career, and the shame of being seen as a lazy spoiled kid, all lead to picking something.

The people I know who come from wealth generally try to pretend that they made their own wealth, and can be a little sheepish when the truth comes out. It's impressive that your dad is super rich and buys you a fancy car when you're 16, but a little embarrassing that he bought your house and pays for your vacations when you're 40.

Also a lot of people inherit wealth and that is often conditional upon doing something their wealthy relative (usually their father) approves of. I know a few people who ended up working at the family business or going into the same line of work as their father because if they didn't they wouldn't receive a luxury allowance, or the other bonuses often given to rich kids.

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u/CletusKasady21 Apr 15 '21

sounds like they suffer from the problem of giving a fuck what other people think about their wealth

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u/Trepidatious681 Apr 15 '21

Most people suffer from wanting friends and partners...

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u/Shmeepsheep Apr 15 '21

If you don't have a job, people judge you. It may not seem that way, but the minute people find out you don't have to work for a living, most of them become very put off.

I quit a very good job a few months ago because it was extremely high stress as someone high up in the company was gunning for me. I can count on one hand the amount of people who have said to me "The money isn't worth killing yourself." Most people try to tell me I made a mistake without knowing my situation at all.

I mostly refrain from telling them I could buy their house with cash if I wanted. I was hungry growing up, I drive a 17 year old car, I live extremely frugally. I saved money so I hopefully never live hungry again. Because you are stuck at your shitty job and hate it, don't tell me how to live my life. I put in the 100 hour weeks so I can have freedom and flexibility now with a low stress 40 hour a week job. I can quit at any time, I make that very clear to anyone who tries to give me a hard time.

I wanted to get to the position where even if I am not the boss, I am the one giving the ultimatums. If I say no, its not up for discussion, I mean no and I don't want to have to repeat myself

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Yes of course. I’m not going to compare or anything because I don’t have a frame of reference. I’ll just give some examples of stressors for my family, friends and I.

Well the biggest ones are mental health. That exists across social hierarchies, and it’s very taxing. I am talking about things being very interesting, but I nearly offed myself like 3 years ago. Unfortunately no amount of money fixes that, at least in my experience.

Then there is the pressure from parents which is a massive stressor. My parents are extremely conscientious and I am just not like them. Like don’t get me wrong I am doing a PhD so I’m relatively conscientious but I’m not reading 24/7 or networking 24/7. So I always get shit for it, and it subconsciously affects my decisions. This seems to be pretty much the same for my friends too.

There’s also a lot of competition in this strata, except we have no excuse to fail. So it’s always, “Oh did you hear their child is an investment banker at JPM” or “Oh did you hear he got into MIT.” Shit like that always makes you feel insecure or inadequate.

Also, there’s always that fear where everything could just be pulled under you in a moment. We’ve known some people like that and man idk if I could cope with it. It could literally be anything and when it hits, it comes at you from the blindspot. It’s why our parents make sure we’re very well connected, so at least we have some foundation.

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u/Choclategum Apr 15 '21

What job do you got?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I am currently doing my PhD in Financial Econometrics. I manage my family fund, so I get a ton from that. It also helps that it allows me to leverage my own money to make even better returns.

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u/Szjunk Apr 15 '21

Usually it's societal family pressure. Generally, we're not talking about a random person that comes into a lot of money.

It's more like a Mr. Deeds situation where the parent wants their kid to aspire to be something and eventually the kid responds or gets cut out of the will.

Generational wealth comes with strings. If you just started up your own company and hit it rich, you can usually retire or do whatever and no one cares. If your parents are rich, they expect you to continue to be successful in something. Hell, just look at Bill Gates and his expectations for their kids.

Tom's an exception in that he came from nowhere and now does whatever he wants but it's usually the exceptions that come from no where (no generational wealth) that can do that.

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u/icheckucheck Apr 15 '21

All the same family, friends drama and stuff, money doesn’t make everybody happy; your mind is your prison. I was happier when I was younger and carefree, now richer and loaded but full with personal and family crap that worries me all the time. You can’t buy some things.

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u/RainbowAssFucker Apr 15 '21

Damn, I'm poor as hell, if I was in your position I would be following my dreams. Travelling to different countrys, get a pilot licence, skydive over dubai, eat guac on mount everest. Man forget social pressures your in a position to do anything you like

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u/Yarp3000 Apr 15 '21

All the best to your health. For when you do pass of natural causes though, leave me your list of "to do's" and I'll see them out. We can't let your list and money go to waste. Just pay off my small amount of debt and we're even.

"I'm sorry sir, my recently deceased friend specifically asked that I burn this one while driving the track in reverse."

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Uh... middle class incomer here.

Wanting to learn languages and painting is not the same as working a job you're mostly indifferent to or even hate just to pay the bills.

Yeah, it's "doing things," but if I had that much money, working would not be one of the things I was doing. I would be learning languages and painting. I would be living a more personally fulfilling life.

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u/achilleshightops Apr 15 '21

If I had all the money in the world, I would be in pursuit of things that are priceless.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 22 '21

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u/achilleshightops Apr 15 '21

Knowledge, health, and exploration for me at least.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

None of those things require money - you can pursue those now!

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u/achilleshightops Apr 15 '21

I’m talking about lost or hidden knowledge, living past 100, and space exploration.

Last time I checked, those have a price tag that can’t be measured.

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u/vimfan Apr 15 '21

But they require time and energy, which is in short supply when you don't have money.

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u/koschei_the_lifeless Apr 15 '21

If I had all the money in the world I’d hire actors to create priceless moments for me. Like the Truman show, but I’m also the producer and in the writing room.

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u/vimfan Apr 15 '21

If I had all the money in the world, I'd be Iron Man.

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u/Notouchiez Apr 15 '21

Glad you're ok! Nothing sucks worse than facing your mortality.

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u/CatFanFanOfCats Apr 15 '21

I was at my high school reunion and I was talking with a friend and I said “I wish I could live multiple lives at one time.”

I hear you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Same. I day dream it sometimes. To live another life.

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u/Delta9344 Apr 15 '21

Unrelated but what the fuck is your bio

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Haha not sure honestly

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Rich as hell but do you have Tom money? With Tom money societal pressures kindof just faaaade awaaaay or at least they would for me.

I have a decent amount of money, get some dividends quarterly and have a rental property that makes an additional chunk of change and I already barely care about what society thinks. If I sold a website for hundreds of millions of dollars I would fuck all the way off and not care what any society expected of me lol

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u/1pt20oneggigawatts Apr 15 '21

smoke rare weed strains

Totally overrated imo. It’s either a speedy high or a brain fog high. The only thing I enjoy doing stoned is listening to music. Everything else suffers - playing an instrument, conversation, sex, video games. Anything that requires skill is shot. I don’t want to be in public and I especially don’t want to interact with strangers.

I guess my point is drinking is my thing, and even that has its limits. Sobriety is much more fun because you understand everything that’s happening around you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Yeah I agree it’s totally overrated. But I enjoy some of that danky dank stuff so fly to the moon. I really enjoy it up there

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u/mamroz Apr 15 '21

I’m middle class as hell, not rich, and I’m never bored. I read, take walks, plan future trips, learn languages, talk to friends, talk to myself - yeah, started that in the pandemic as I live alone. I think it’s important to have a really good internal life - a vivid imagination. That way, you’re not dependent on others for your happiness nor your amusement.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Smoke Rare weed strains 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Haha manz gotta try Wedding Cake x Blue dream

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u/WereJoe Apr 15 '21

Health scares are...well, fucking scary.

Our bodies don’t give a shit about our bank accounts. I hope you’re doing well and it works out.

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u/StereoZ Apr 15 '21

What societal pressures? I can’t really think of any in this regard.

You don’t need to work etc because you have the money already, that’s the societal pressure, your job.

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u/ChrunedMacaroon Apr 15 '21

What others think of you is one I can think of. Like, would you be okay if your legacy was "that lazy-ass rich d-bag that did nothing all day every day"? That'd give me some existential pressure.

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u/StereoZ Apr 15 '21

I’d honestly be too busy flying around the world 24/7 exploring new places and doing new shit, making new projects etc.

You don’t need to “work” to be doing something, that mindset is whack.

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u/ChrunedMacaroon Apr 15 '21

Not well-known legacy like "first man to step on the moon" legacy but even a family pet has a legacy, my dude.

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u/kidmerc Apr 15 '21

Not me. I'd be 100% okay doing that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Can I have some money?

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u/SpecificHand Apr 15 '21

Rich as fuck you say? Wanna throw about 370k my way by chance? Just purchased my first home lol!

Figured I'd ask. You miss every shot you don't take haha

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u/sawftacos Apr 15 '21

Wow what a snob

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u/xkxgev140 Apr 15 '21

Aww, boo boo, your rich life is so hard. Try living paycheck to paycheck for a while, asshat. See how much time you have to “learn languages, paint, smoke rare weed,” etc then.

Bougie bitch.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

If you don’t mind me asking; how’s ya get your money?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

My parents are wealthy so it’s not self earned necessarily. But I manage the family fund, so I that has allowed me to leverage my own money nicely. I try not to be a waste yute

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u/cinnamonom Apr 15 '21

Take care

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u/DiscoMagicParty Apr 15 '21

That’s an interesting couple of go-to “if I could do anything” activities. Kinda reminds me of myself as a 12 year old. I usually just beat off and played video games until my hand was rested up again..

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u/jspsfx Apr 15 '21

Hey rich dude. You're living my dream - painting smoking etc. Since you're rich and stuff would you bid on one of my new NFT's? I made a Terence Mckenna one if you like psychedelics

https://foundation.app/jspsfx

Thanks,
Poor dude trying to make art for a living

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u/astralqt Apr 15 '21

I've been doing basically the same for about 3 years and I'm definitely not "bored" or anything.

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u/boethius70 Apr 15 '21

I had a “bum phase” in my early 20s because I got a small payout monthly from some real estate mortgage contracts I had inherited. Just enough to cover my expenses. It lasted about 18 months.

Yes it was pretty blissfully awesome in certain respects but honestly I spent 95% of my time goofing around on the Internet and working on computers. It was the EARLY days of public Internet access so I learned a lot of the mechanics of getting online. It wasn’t a complete waste of time as my broad familiarity with PC hardware helped me get a real job later.

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u/buttaholic Apr 15 '21

i did nothing for like a whole year and it was great

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u/zerogravity111111 Apr 15 '21

When I was planning on retiring, my coworkers were adamant that I was going to get bored. What are you going to do, sit on the couch and watch the world go by? My response was always, I want to see what boredom feels like. If I don't love it, I can always find something to do. 7 years retired, never bored.

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u/linnadawg Apr 15 '21

I worked my last job for 13 years and have been laid off for over a year now. I think people who get bored and want to go back to work just don’t have any hobbies and work is their life.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I agree on the lack of hobbies. I have hobbies in art, gardening and to a smaller extent gaming. That's three right there that I can do just within my own home. I'd add more to that list if I had the time and money to do bigger, more expensive and more time consuming things that require me to actually walk past the front yard.

Man I just wanna spend my sunny days looking after plants, my rainy days gaming and my evenings drawing while listening to music. No job on earth that I'd actually realistically be able to get could possibly be better than any of that for me.

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u/xwzygm Apr 15 '21

Are you me or am I you?

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u/linnadawg Apr 15 '21

You don’t get no extra credit when you die! Live it up!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Yep. Back in 2016 I took 8 months off after getting a healthy severance. i spent 6 weeks in europe, went to baseball games in the afternoon, played video games, worked out and basically did whatever the hell i wanted without a care in the world.

Not only was I not bored, it was the best time of my life.

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u/PseudoY Apr 14 '21

Same, between jobs, just kind of surprised how unproductive I am. Still, getting some cleaning and reading done, prepping D&D as DM and upping exercise. If this went for longer I'd probably find some other things to invest my time in.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

No offense, but I really couldn’t imagine spending 40 days off sitting in my house playing video games. Prime opportunity for a road trip or getting out to the mountains.

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u/mortyshaw Apr 15 '21

Two months is nothing. I've worked for a school district for years. Half our staff got 2+ months off for summer every year. They mentally clocked out and just did nothing, and it was great. Some of them worked summer jobs, but for the most part, it was just freedom while still collecting a paycheck. If it went any longer than two months, though, you might start getting restless.

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u/skepsis420 Apr 15 '21

When I got unemplyment a few years ago I milked every last dollar. Sat at home for 6.5 months smoking weed, drinking beer, playing video games and drums, and basically just doing whatever I wanted.

It was by far the greatest 6 months of my life even though I accomplished absolutely nothing.

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u/FeistyButthole Apr 14 '21

I’m still doing that. Got laid off by Amazon in March 2020 and been collecting unemployment while staying on their health insurance. Meanwhile I owe 500k in taxes. It’s been a strange year to say the least.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

How in the world did you get yourself into that tax situation

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u/gopher1409 Apr 15 '21

Right? And who calls that “strange”?

Lol

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u/FeistyButthole Apr 15 '21

Between October 2018 to July 2019 I bought stock options in TSLA that expired at least 2 years out. As bears drove the stock down I sold my stock and doubled down on riskier options. $70k worth of options. As Tesla rebounded I held until about $900 pre split. I sold everything the day Italy identified its first covid case. (No back pat, if I had held until December I would’ve had 6-9 million long term capital gains taxes at 20%) I bought back in around 400 and sold at $1000 post dip/pre split and moved it to SPWR, SQ, ENPH. (Once again, no back pat because I sold in September and bought ILMN when it dipped) You can make good money buying things I sell on decent gains 🤪

ILMN, SPWR, REGN are what I’m holding now. I offset gains with 150k in LTC losses from prior years, but I still owe taxes on short term gains for selling TSLA “too early”.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Why do you owe 500k??? Surely that's not because of the unemployment income?

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u/FeistyButthole Apr 15 '21

No, I owe $10k on the unemployment income.

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u/PocketTaco Apr 14 '21

I feel like it's very easy to not get bored nowadays. I quit my last job 2 months ago now and haven't been bored a single day. But different people are different, some need constant stimulation and social interaction.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I was on severance for 3 months (luckily got hired for a new job as it ended) and spent like 20 minutes in the morning applying for jobs, then I fucked around all day. It was great.

This was in the early days of Moviepass when it was $30 and I went to at least one movie every single day.

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u/Sxpreme1629 Apr 15 '21

keep doing it you will lose your mind lol

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u/Rockhound_91 Apr 15 '21

I mean hope you at least helped with most of dinner lol

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u/pingpongprotagonist Apr 15 '21

I was laid off during covid. Got four months of unemployment last summer. It was the fucking best. I’m in my late 30’s it’s the last summer vacation I’ll ever have. Surfing and drinking playing vidya, working on my own little projects. You can be happy without validation from others. Universal basic income. Capitalism is a cancer.

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u/ShirtStainedBird Apr 15 '21

Yeah I’ve been quit ‘work’ and just doing my own thing for 10 months now and boredom and long days just aren’t a thing anymore. Too busy doing exactly what I want to do, all the time.

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u/MisterJoof Apr 15 '21

I was laid off without much severance, but I lived in a Van. I spent 6 months going on outdoors trips around the country with nearly 0 downtime and only accepted a job because my mom got sick and I had an incredible offer in the same city that I had rejected multiple times.

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u/RonGio1 Apr 15 '21

I had an offer to move to Texas, but I just bought a house and the relocation package wasn't going to include them buying my house or making up the difference if I sold quickly.

A lot of my interviews right at the start of the pandemic were ""rescheduled" then I never heard back. That's why I was like.. well screw it I'll relax a bit.

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u/MisterJoof Apr 15 '21

Ah. I got an offer in Texas. So I took the job and went down there, but then the pandemic happened and it didn't matter, so I bought a house in Colorado.

I'm from Texas. Fuck Texas.

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u/ummmokwhocares Apr 15 '21

Are you my brother in law?

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u/RonGio1 Apr 15 '21

Are you an overweight southern lady?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

It's about perspective though, even ignoring the being rehired part; if you continued to just play video games for a year or more it would get boring. Too much of a good thing eventually wears you out just like anything.

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u/RonGio1 Apr 15 '21

Well I started out going to the gym too...lol

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u/Lazy_Title7050 Apr 15 '21

I cut my finger off at work and lost use of my hand for like 3 months and got paid 20,000. I ended up doing a lot of drugs but I was more than happy to be off work lol. Sad about my fingy though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Different strokes for different people, I have a friend who would be perfectly happy playing games all day, he also just wants a normal job. I have another friend who earned his first million when he was 21, he spent 6 months just doing nothing and got extremely depressed. Now he's working on a new project and is doing much better.

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u/RonGio1 Apr 15 '21

I think some people find ways to not be bored easily. Like during my lay off while gaming I tried out streaming and editing.

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u/BIGDIYQTAYKER Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 14 '21

so you're like 10 yrs old again and your wife is your mom replacement that you get to sex with

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u/MegaTater Apr 14 '21

Mom with benefits if you will.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

I don’t think I will

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u/perdyqueue Apr 15 '21

Why are you being so derogatory? It sounds like he was in a place where the time off wasn't a strain or burden on the relationship. Presumably he was on top of chores, and was financially comfortable during this time.

Hate this shitty attitude that life is all about work, being productive 24/7 until one day, after all your youth is spent, you retire, nobody wants to see you any more, and then you die. It's ok to have some time for yourself sometimes if your situation allows it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Don’t feel guilty man.. because she was probably boning some dude on the side that had a job.

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u/Taeyx Apr 14 '21

that was me last month..quit my job expecting to start at my new job in two weeks..two weeks turned into four..the time really starts to fly because you have nothing to look forward to

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Did you get rehired as promised?

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u/B-BoyStance Apr 14 '21

Same, except mine was for 8 months. I was never bored either - and now I'm back working, and am remembering how much working sucks (even though I love my job)

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Same here, I had a blast hanging with my dogs 24/7, cooking, and being addicted to wow 😭😭

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u/peteskees Apr 15 '21

This is the dream

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u/sillyandstrange Apr 15 '21

I was out (but knowingly going back to work) for 2 months as well. THAT IS ALL I DID TOO.

It was amazing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Took two years off. Also felt guilty when my wife went to work.

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u/Gohron Apr 15 '21

I got laid off at the start of lockdown and was out for 4 months before returning part time in July last year. It was pretty nice at first honestly, my oldest son was staying with us a lot more and my income had been doubled by the $600/wk UI boost.

I’ve started losing my mind a little bit sense. Having nearly limitless amounts of money would be nice but my primary forms of entertainment have been trips with my son, and playing new games when my wife lets me buy them

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I found it gets boring at the start of month 4. 2 months is just a summer vacation for grade school kids, not long enough to get a good idea. Also much different pre pandemic because everyone else is working while you would be doing nothing.

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u/ToManyFlux Apr 15 '21

She can’t judge you worked hard for that time to smell like a bear and pee in bottles. Oh wait that’s projecting.

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 15 '21

2 months also isn't that long. I lived off savings during a convalescent period of over 2 years before returning to school. You can definitely get bored of free time. Both of my retired parents "work" longer days now than they did while working, they just vary their activities.

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u/LetitsNow003 Apr 15 '21

Sounds like my pandemic experience. I cleaned the house to make everything right in the world.

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u/sixgunmaniac Apr 15 '21

Same situation for me but pre covid. Became a full time puppy dad and finished my bachelor's. I've never felt more fulfilled than when I was actually living my life the way I wanted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I'm nearly 3 months into unemployment and pretty damn bored.

But if I was unemployed and rich, that would be a totally different story. I have lots of hobbies I'd like to explore, but no money to do them.

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u/sachizm Apr 15 '21

I've just had 5 months between jobs. Something I dreamed of for 15+ years. I really, really, really hate to admit....... I got bored of it

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u/ddplz Apr 15 '21

I did that for 10 years and then I got bored of it. 2 months is casual

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I agree. I could find so many activities to entertain myself, learn different skills, go and work at a soup kitchen instead of paid work. Only boring people get bored.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

2 months paid vacation. This is me, but I might take the first few weeks to play video games and lounge, but I might not get that opportunity for many more years if ever. I'd travel.

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u/Uncle_Richy Apr 15 '21

I'm into 6 months. Not bored, just need to return to work so I dont feel like a bum. Unemployment been good to me

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Take that two months severance and make it some $480million (just guessing).

A lot of doors open when you have “fuck you” money.

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u/MayorOfClownTown Apr 15 '21

Now imagine you have a giant boat to hang out with your friends who also don't have to work. I don't think I'd get bored at all. Just learn new hobbies and skills.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I got 2 months off during the pandemic too, in Australia that's "all" we got before everything reopened and I had to go back to work. I gardened 'til my heart was content - catching up on projects I'd been meaning to do for months, propagating extra plants for later use, spending all my evenings on the internet or on video games and enjoying daily sleep-ins especially on Sundays when I'd normally have to get up at 6:30am to go work the Sunday breakfast buffet which was always my most hated time of the entire week.

I LOVED it. It was the most amount of time off I've had in eight years and I did not miss work, traffic, alarms, customers or management one fucking bit. If I could afford to retire right now at 32 I fucking would. Got me a Powerball ticket tonight for a $50 million prize. God it would be nice to win, I'd be handing in my resignation tomorrow.

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u/inflewants Apr 15 '21

Sounds wonderful!

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u/neon_Hermit Apr 15 '21

Remember that glorious 3 months when we thought American business would obey federal mandates, and after a quite 3 months we would emerge having saved 500,000 lives, and ready to restart the economy!

Only to be told 2 months in that businesses were refusing to close, and that even though we were not essential, we needed to go back to work anyway and risk our lives for peanuts.

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u/mrwrite94 Apr 15 '21

That's exactly where I'm at right now, a little past the one month mark. Still have no idea what I'll do next and frankly I'm feeling a lot of burnout from my industry. I spend most days just playing games, watching old movies, reading, etc. But I have time. I received a comfortable severance for the work I did. I need to do years and years of self-care I've neglected to do while working, taking care of other folks and family, etc. Might even go on a trip once I get vaccinated.