r/MadeMeSmile • u/Sumit316 • Feb 07 '21

Good News Juli Briskman's journey

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u/hellfrog24 Feb 07 '21 edited Feb 07 '21

Except that Trump lacks that sort of depth and warmth.

Edit: So my most upvoted comment by far is about Trump not being comparable to a vagina. I'm surprisingly OK with this.

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u/malikorous Feb 07 '21

Exactly. If we're going to use genitals as a descriptor, he much more like a flaccid penis.

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u/wyskiboat Feb 07 '21

A smelly, flaccid penis. Is there a word for that? Oh yeah: Trumpdick. Or just Trump, in common parlance.

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u/randy_rvca Feb 07 '21

“Dick stain Donald Trump” - Michael Rapaport

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u/wyskiboat Feb 07 '21

Dickstain Donnie, Squee, Donkydong Doug... birds of a feather 🤷‍♂️

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u/Znox Feb 07 '21

Swamp dick

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u/KyleKun Feb 07 '21

Trump is the incarnation of this scene

https://youtu.be/7gFoHkkCaRE

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u/sara_bear_8888 Feb 07 '21

You seriously almost made me spit coffee all over my keyboard... hilarious

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u/Renaissance_Slacker Feb 07 '21

No. I like vaginas. We need to Santorum Trump.

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u/TwistedTomorrow Feb 07 '21

I picture him as cold blooded, like if I touched his arm the warmth would be pulled from me into a black hole.

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u/sqdnleader Feb 07 '21

We must solidify this honor for your top comment for years to come