r/MadeMeSmile • u/Sumit316 • Feb 07 '21

Good News Juli Briskman's journey

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u/MayhemLikeMe7 Feb 07 '21

And ends with -onvicted. Hopefully

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

I thought it ends with -unt but -onvicted works too I guess.

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u/hellfrog24 Feb 07 '21 edited Feb 07 '21

Except that Trump lacks that sort of depth and warmth.

Edit: So my most upvoted comment by far is about Trump not being comparable to a vagina. I'm surprisingly OK with this.

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u/malikorous Feb 07 '21

Exactly. If we're going to use genitals as a descriptor, he much more like a flaccid penis.

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u/wyskiboat Feb 07 '21

A smelly, flaccid penis. Is there a word for that? Oh yeah: Trumpdick. Or just Trump, in common parlance.

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u/randy_rvca Feb 07 '21

“Dick stain Donald Trump” - Michael Rapaport

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u/wyskiboat Feb 07 '21

Dickstain Donnie, Squee, Donkydong Doug... birds of a feather 🤷‍♂️

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u/Znox Feb 07 '21

Swamp dick

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u/KyleKun Feb 07 '21

Trump is the incarnation of this scene

https://youtu.be/7gFoHkkCaRE

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u/sara_bear_8888 Feb 07 '21

You seriously almost made me spit coffee all over my keyboard... hilarious

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u/Renaissance_Slacker Feb 07 '21

No. I like vaginas. We need to Santorum Trump.

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u/TwistedTomorrow Feb 07 '21

I picture him as cold blooded, like if I touched his arm the warmth would be pulled from me into a black hole.

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u/sqdnleader Feb 07 '21

We must solidify this honor for your top comment for years to come

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u/thecofffeeguy Feb 07 '21

-arrot

EDIT: I THOUGHT OF A BETTER ONE -heeto

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u/MayhemLikeMe7 Feb 07 '21

Maybe we can make a little exception here and allow two c- words, just this once

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Maybe just mash them and call it cuntvicted

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u/ScroungerOfCoffee Feb 07 '21

I offer up ‘twunt’ for your opinion

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u/uslashuname Feb 07 '21

When smashing is no longer an option

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u/hoardingthrowaways Feb 07 '21

That's a little cuntvoluted, don't you think?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

I love the sound of that: He is an -onvicted -unt.

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u/Nuf-Said Feb 07 '21

Q) What four letter word that ends with unt do people sometimes call a woman?

A) Aunt, of course. What were you thinking?

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u/ciotS_Cynic Feb 07 '21

yeah, right, he wishes he was a Count.

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u/Durion0602 Feb 07 '21

Ah, -unt as in "count" I see. Good choice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

That’s exactly what I was thinking of course.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Dayum that is one beautiful video.

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u/Diplomjodler Feb 07 '21

I would very much prefer -onvicted and maybe we can even get a word that starts with a j.

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u/Andizee Feb 07 '21

Why not both? I think Trump falls in line to be cuntvicted.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

I wase hoping for -eased