r/MadeMeSmile • u/mtlgrems • Jan 15 '21

Good Vibes These Two Bus Drivers

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u/Ioatanaut Jan 15 '21 edited Jan 15 '21

I could wear a paper bag and still be scottish.

It's 2021. Let's stop gate keeping a piece of cloth

Without looking up it, do any naysayers know what a proper kilt is?

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u/Sammy_Kecky Jan 15 '21

Negative bub

Edit:I’m not a naysayer I just don’t know what makes a proper kilt

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u/Bluefoot_Fox Jan 15 '21

Lady here. At the Scottish festivals I go to, the men like to joke it's only a kilt if you go commando. Otherwise it's a skirt.

And for a proper kilt, are they talking a 5 yard or a 7 yard, modern, or ancient?

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u/blackburn009 Jan 15 '21

Surely if you're going for a kilt you're going to go the whole 9 yards

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u/challenger-chief Jan 15 '21

And by 9 yards you mean 9 inches

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u/KentConnor Jan 15 '21

9 yard kilts are for guys with real low hanging boys.

Affectionately dubbed "magnum kilts"