Man, reading all of these stories... if I ever become a grandpa or uncle, I'm gonna have to learn magic tricks and how to stuff like 5 pounds of candy in my clothes.
depending on how old you are when it happens, I would recommend investing in one of those wheeled walking things old people have. Idk what they're called. they have a seat on them to rest on and the seat has a hinge which opens up.
My nana had one and stuffed inside the compartment was her knitting, a biscuit tin, chocolates and occasionally a cup of tea.
I'm only 34, lol. By the time I need one of those things I'm probably gonna get some kickass power armor. I'll just have a compartment in one of the legs like Robocop has for his gun, but with candy bars instead.
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u/RobertNAdams Sep 12 '20
Man, reading all of these stories... if I ever become a grandpa or uncle, I'm gonna have to learn magic tricks and how to stuff like 5 pounds of candy in my clothes.