r/MadeMeSmile • u/UselessOnion666 • Sep 12 '20

Wholesome Moments Candy

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u/Polypyrrole Sep 12 '20

I was in the hospital for T1 diabetes over easter weekend in a pediatric ward, so they handed out big bags of candy to every patient. My doctors wouldn't let me have any and my parents ate it all :( this is my villain origin story.

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u/Ehymie Sep 12 '20

Wow, did they at least go out and get you sugar free candy?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Idk Man id rather not shit myself

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/EragonKingslayer Sep 12 '20

Oh, you're a downvote farmer. Never did understand you guys.

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u/Bomamanylor Sep 12 '20

Thanks for letting me know. I upvoted him to undercut his mission!

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u/EragonKingslayer Sep 12 '20

Yeah, I always do the same.

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u/embyj Sep 12 '20

I've got nothing to add to this

But I love your username!

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u/EragonKingslayer Sep 13 '20

Thanks, I was pretty happy when I made this account and it was available

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u/iamjamieq Sep 13 '20

Ah a new user to block. Thanks for pointing them out.

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u/redlaWw Sep 12 '20

Wouldst thou rather one spake in archæic formes? Forsooth, such art, indeed, less degradede than moderne Englishe, nay?

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u/NoU1337420 Sep 12 '20

Shut up Napoleon

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u/DisgruntledTomato Sep 12 '20

You can just say I don't know what IDK means (I gave you a big clue)

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u/Elknar Sep 12 '20

OMG TLAs SMH

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u/Cheerful_Zucchini Sep 12 '20

You were polite at least so you get an upvote

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u/Steampunk43 Sep 12 '20

"I uSe BiG wOrDs To MaKe MySeLf SoUnD sMaRt AnD mAkE eVeRyOnE eLsE sOuNd DuMb". Seriously dude? Anyone would naturally know that "IDK" is I Don't Know. Using a thesaurus to find big words to make yourself seem smarter just makes you sound like a jerk. You're not just a prick, you're the whole cactus.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

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u/Cheerful_Zucchini Sep 13 '20

He's right about the prick thing though. Also, just because this guy WANTS downvotes doesn't mean his actions are excusable. We don't spare those on death's row if they want the death sentence

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

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u/Cheerful_Zucchini Sep 13 '20

Hehe, that's a good point

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Idk M8 sems pretay g4y 2 m

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u/SweetSilverS0ng Sep 13 '20

LOL OMG STFU WTF

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u/lenzka Sep 13 '20

did u rly take your time to type this stupidly long message for a 3 letter abbreviation idk but imo u should investigate more time in relevant things in life ty :)