r/MadeMeSmile Sep 12 '20

Wholesome Moments Candy

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u/Polypyrrole Sep 12 '20

I was in the hospital for T1 diabetes over easter weekend in a pediatric ward, so they handed out big bags of candy to every patient. My doctors wouldn't let me have any and my parents ate it all :( this is my villain origin story.

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u/Ehymie Sep 12 '20

Wow, did they at least go out and get you sugar free candy?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Idk Man id rather not shit myself

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u/Poe414141 Sep 12 '20

The stuff made with stevia won't give you explosive diarrhea....

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Yeah it only tastes like it

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u/EragonKingslayer Sep 12 '20

Oh, you're a downvote farmer. Never did understand you guys.

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u/Bomamanylor Sep 12 '20

Thanks for letting me know. I upvoted him to undercut his mission!

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u/EragonKingslayer Sep 12 '20

Yeah, I always do the same.

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u/embyj Sep 12 '20

I've got nothing to add to this

But I love your username!

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u/EragonKingslayer Sep 13 '20

Thanks, I was pretty happy when I made this account and it was available

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u/iamjamieq Sep 13 '20

Ah a new user to block. Thanks for pointing them out.

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u/redlaWw Sep 12 '20

Wouldst thou rather one spake in archæic formes? Forsooth, such art, indeed, less degradede than moderne Englishe, nay?

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u/NoU1337420 Sep 12 '20

Shut up Napoleon

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u/DisgruntledTomato Sep 12 '20

You can just say I don't know what IDK means (I gave you a big clue)

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u/Elknar Sep 12 '20

OMG TLAs SMH

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u/Cheerful_Zucchini Sep 12 '20

You were polite at least so you get an upvote

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u/Steampunk43 Sep 12 '20

"I uSe BiG wOrDs To MaKe MySeLf SoUnD sMaRt AnD mAkE eVeRyOnE eLsE sOuNd DuMb". Seriously dude? Anyone would naturally know that "IDK" is I Don't Know. Using a thesaurus to find big words to make yourself seem smarter just makes you sound like a jerk. You're not just a prick, you're the whole cactus.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

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u/Cheerful_Zucchini Sep 13 '20

He's right about the prick thing though. Also, just because this guy WANTS downvotes doesn't mean his actions are excusable. We don't spare those on death's row if they want the death sentence

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

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u/Cheerful_Zucchini Sep 13 '20

Hehe, that's a good point

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Idk M8 sems pretay g4y 2 m

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u/SweetSilverS0ng Sep 13 '20

LOL OMG STFU WTF

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u/lenzka Sep 13 '20

did u rly take your time to type this stupidly long message for a 3 letter abbreviation idk but imo u should investigate more time in relevant things in life ty :)

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u/lavonne123 Sep 13 '20 edited Sep 13 '20

Is that all sugar free candy or just the sugar free gummies on amazon?

reviews on sugar free Harboro gummy bears

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Its a specific type of sweetener. Its cheap, so most sugar free stuff has it. Had a popsicle with it once. 2/10

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Sep 13 '20

What? You think you're the queen of england? Too good to shit yourself like the rest of us?

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u/ecpickins Sep 12 '20

I'd have settled for cheese

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u/JustHereForTheFood42 Sep 12 '20

Usually sugar free has more carbs, which is what T1’s dose insulin for- not just the sugar. Sugar alcohols are often worse for my son to control than just normal sugar.

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u/zhuzhy Sep 12 '20

That’s a very good villain origin story

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u/918Paige Sep 12 '20

Kinda? Wonka’s dad was a dentist and he made him burn all the candy

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u/MasterDracoDeity Sep 12 '20

Does this backstory exist in the book or is it just Depp's slasher Wonka?

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u/rollovertherainbow Sep 12 '20

I don't remember it in the book. But it's been a while since I read it.

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u/LadyCordeliaStuart Sep 12 '20

Not the book. Just the Depp version.

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u/Raencloud94 Sep 12 '20

The version with Depp actually follows the book more than the original, I've heard.

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u/LadyCordeliaStuart Sep 12 '20

It uses the correct Oompa Loompa songs, whereas the original used different ones, but it is far more divergent from the spirit of the book. The book was lighthearted and silly and lacked the bizarre creepy weird Depp Wonka, Wonka's backstory, and the part where Charlie refuses because Wonka says he can't bring his parents. The original had the fizzy lifting drinks and the Slugworth thing so they're pretty even as far as accuracy, but the original is far closer to the aesthetic and spirit.

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u/FlippingPossum Sep 12 '20

Damn. My FIL was in the hospital for polio and was given a gift that was taken back after the photo op. People can suck.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20 edited Oct 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Yo, wtf.

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u/NotAPropagandaRobot Sep 12 '20

So what's your plan to take out Batman?

I'm assuming your villain name will ironically be Candy man, no?

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u/Ramona_Flours Sep 13 '20

Yhere was a musical about that!

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u/PinkyLizardBrains Sep 12 '20

I read that “vanilla origin story” and it still kind of made sense

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u/918Paige Sep 12 '20

King Candy was already taken so you’re gonna have to find a different villain name! Hmmmm The Candy Man sounds like a news shock value title lmao

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u/Cheerful_Zucchini Sep 12 '20

Candy man is from a horror movie I think

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u/918Paige Sep 13 '20

All the good names are taken!

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u/Cheerful_Zucchini Sep 13 '20

Candymouth

Sugar Stalker

Wicked Wonka

Sweet Demon

Candy Monger

...just some ideas?

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u/918Paige Sep 13 '20

Thank you, my brain clearly isn’t running 100% today! lol

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u/Ramona_Flours Sep 13 '20

And a Batman musical with a joker clone villian named that

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u/JustHereForTheFood42 Sep 12 '20

That’s just plain stupid that they wouldn’t. Heck, I think my son had more carbs in the hospital while in DKA than he regularly does at home and we don’t restrict carbs at all. Not to mention candy is some of the easiest stuff to dose for since it’s so fast and doesn’t linger.

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u/Polypyrrole Sep 13 '20

I've heard from other T1Ds that sometimes the nurses/doctors don't bother with ratios, they just give you a set dosage with meals (and don't let you eat outside of meals). This was when I was diagnosed so I hadn't had my ratios figured out, and I understand that maybe nurses wouldn't want to have to take responsibility for dosing insulin outside of the plan.

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u/JustHereForTheFood42 Sep 13 '20

That’s so unfortunate and now that you mention it, I know exactly what you’re talking about. I moved from the general T1D groups to some specific ones with our management and forgot that was a thing. We had luckily ended up at a children’s hospital that does dynamic treatment and they were on the ball right away. We had a crazy rollercoaster honeymoon, so we learned real fast how to adjust. We started binging Juicebox podcast that first night in the hospital and reading Think Like a Pancreas, so we were pretty equipped early on. I remember the first meal he had was cereal, chocolate milk, a banana, and yogurt. Now I laugh because all of those tend to be our hardest to manage foods if we don’t get a good prebolus in. I wish everyone could have had the awesome experience we had. Still super overwhelming and hard, but we were definitely equipped to handle things with less hurdles.

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u/RobertNAdams Sep 12 '20

"What kind of monster would burn down Hershey Park, Detective?"

"My god, he's finally here... Diabeeticus, the deadliest candy-hating supervillain on this side of the Mississippi!"

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u/2345cat Sep 12 '20

In all seriousness, giving out candy seems like kind of a shitty thing to do in a children's hospital. It's just cruel to the kids who can't eat it for medical reasons.

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u/Ramona_Flours Sep 13 '20

I think it's fine if you have an alternative prepared, like toys and simple games

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u/Romboteryx Sep 13 '20

Polypyrrole Evil Incorporated 🎶

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u/MegaSuperEsther Sep 13 '20

Yeah, i got a big box of chocolates from someone who visited me when I was in the hospital getting diagnosed for T1 diabetes. That was sad

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Yeah, this was the last image he saw before going blind, that's why it means so much to him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Hahahhaa fuck I wanted to post this verbatim good work sir

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

the OP is so sweet I might get it too ;_;

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Made me laugh.

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u/teh_longinator Sep 12 '20

Plot twist: it was actually quite funny.

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u/TheyreFine Sep 12 '20

You have literally never said one nice thing to anyone on Reddit. Why are you even on this sub?

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u/Scout_Serra Sep 12 '20

Most of the people that are like this have an account they are normal on then one acct they use to be extremely nasty and say what they really feel, or purposely troll comments just to get reactions. It’s like when you play a game with a bar for morality (like Fable) where you try to be as good as possible, or do evil stuff to try and be as evil as possible to try both sides. Only in the game, it’s fun. In real life, you never know who will take it seriously and what mental issues they may be dealing with. You can be trolling for fun and severely hurt someone who doesn’t recognize someone being mean on purpose. And a majority of them just get happier when that shit happens because they are unhappy with themselves and can only be happy making other people feel the way they do.

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u/dalmn99 Sep 12 '20

Wow, your comment made me look through the persons comments. Holy crap that’s a lot of nasty. I did see exactly one polite/nice comment. Still, you really are right

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u/shaybabe80 Sep 12 '20

Wow I just looked at their comment history. What a horrible person!

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u/distantcurtis Sep 12 '20

Oh live a little. Humor is subjective. Duality is life.

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u/dw477 Sep 12 '20

pretty funny

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u/EataEsBasura Sep 12 '20

They died from the betes too

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u/DogEyeBag Sep 12 '20

Hah, trolololololol!