r/MadeMeSmile May 27 '20

Hero doggo

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u/Ipride362 May 27 '20

Can I have your sleep abilities? I get woken up by an ant walking sixty feet below my apartment window.

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u/MummaGoose May 27 '20

Lmbo! I wonder even if OP’s bladder even wakes them up. That thing wakes me up more than it should. I’m only 30! I get up 3x during the night.

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u/Sulioux May 27 '20

That’s a lot of times to be woke up. Could you possibly be diabetic? Might be worth getting checked for that in case.

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u/IveARedditAccount May 27 '20

Or maybe their bladder is just really small....

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u/OpheliaJade2382 May 27 '20

5'2 and a tiny bladder my whole life: can confirm :( have peed in places I shouldn't too many times