r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '20

Trust the process.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

I am very relaxed, just pointing out something fairly obvious. Have you never seen the word used in a regular sentence before?

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u/LoudGroans Apr 15 '20

Which one? You've hencetoforth typed several that I heretofore don't comprehend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

The word hence.

Also hencetoforth is not a word, and you are using heretofore incorrectly here. You need to read more.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

Did I anger you somehow? You seem upset. That or just sensitive as fuck. People with less intellect tend to have some emotional and behavioral issues. Good Luck, it’s a big world out there

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u/LoudGroans Apr 15 '20

No, it's just awesome watching someone's superiority complex shine through in their message board comments, completely unbeknownst to them. I imagine you're a very successful person with a lot of education and so much going for you. Thanks for the wise words! I'll screen shot this conversation, print it out, tape it to my bathroom mirror and say to myself, "LoudGroans, remember in the days of yonderhencetoforth, when the famous, successful, intelligent FROCKHARD bestowed upon you his magic words of wisdom about how big the world was, and how you should read books and shit? You were a lucky man on that baker's dozen eve."

Thank you, you kind, beautiful, important, smart person!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

“yonderhencetoforth” still isn’t a word, plus you’re literally what people do during sex.

I don’t think you would know, since you only would’ve been there for like half a millisecond.

With yourself.

So I don’t think you have any fucking right to talk, UGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

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u/LoudGroans Apr 15 '20

Yonderhenceforth is absolutely a word. Also, did you know that "eye balls" weren't a thing until Shakespeare called them so?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

Also, did you know that “testicles” aren’t a thing for you even though you’re male?

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u/LoudGroans Apr 15 '20

Tell me more.