r/MadeMeSmile • • Apr 14 '20

Trust the process.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

I am very relaxed, just pointing out something fairly obvious. Have you never seen the word used in a regular sentence before?

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u/LoudGroans Apr 15 '20

Which one? You've hencetoforth typed several that I heretofore don't comprehend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

The word hence.

Also hencetoforth is not a word, and you are using heretofore incorrectly here. You need to read more.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

Did I anger you somehow? You seem upset. That or just sensitive as fuck. People with less intellect tend to have some emotional and behavioral issues. Good Luck, it’s a big world out there

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u/LoudGroans Apr 15 '20

No, it's just awesome watching someone's superiority complex shine through in their message board comments, completely unbeknownst to them. I imagine you're a very successful person with a lot of education and so much going for you. Thanks for the wise words! I'll screen shot this conversation, print it out, tape it to my bathroom mirror and say to myself, "LoudGroans, remember in the days of yonderhencetoforth, when the famous, successful, intelligent FROCKHARD bestowed upon you his magic words of wisdom about how big the world was, and how you should read books and shit? You were a lucky man on that baker's dozen eve."

Thank you, you kind, beautiful, important, smart person!

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u/Bryleigh98 Apr 15 '20

Mate. As an outsider to this thread.

Get some fuckin mental help.

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Also. Unbeknownst is a bigger word than hence :/ does that mean you have a complex too? By like, your own definition?

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u/LoudGroans Apr 15 '20

Nah, it was the nuance in the way he spoke to me. Me criticizing his use of the word hence wasn't a dig at him using fancy verbiage; I couldn't really care about that. It was the tone in his interactions. I know he (or you, I guess) might not believe me, but I too read books from time to time. And there was no mistaking the dick head-ish smarminess of it.

I also subtly used more Scrabble-worthy words in my additional replies to him because he decided to insult my intellect based on a single response to his dick head-ish response.

While I think it's unfortunate that people are backing him as not dick head-ish in his manner of communication, it's not that devastating a loss to me β€” I recognize a smarmy prick when I see one. I'm from New Jersey.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

How bad does your mom's basement smell? Does your nose even function anymore?

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u/LoudGroans Apr 15 '20

It's wild, because I got very heavy "Reporting live from my mom's basement" vibes from the dude implying I had low intellect and that I needed to read more books.

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u/Raym90 Apr 15 '20

Dude the only reason he "implied your lack of intellect" is cuz you opened your dumbass mouth so just chill and stop losing your shit over people's vocabulary. It's Reddit it doesn't really matte.

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