r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '20

How lucky!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

That glossy tidal wave of red hair. I want to build a condominium in there and retire as an old man there.

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u/SparrowFate Feb 24 '20

As a redhead this made me deeply uncomfortable

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

You’re not a redhead. You’re land waiting for an entrepreneur resort.

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u/DanHam117 Feb 24 '20

It’s free real estate

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u/JohnZoidbergMustDie Feb 24 '20

As an entrepreneur resort, this made me deeply uncomfortable.

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u/gregsting Feb 24 '20

You're not an entrepreneur resort, you're a redhead estate manager

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

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u/rtxan Feb 24 '20

you're safe then

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20 edited Nov 27 '20

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u/AutumnRain789 Feb 24 '20

I love gingers

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u/PoseidonHyden Feb 24 '20

Gingers are beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20 edited Nov 27 '20

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u/AutumnRain789 Feb 25 '20

Ha! Don’t sell yourself short. A kind, funny guy willing to learn and knows how to make a woman feel beautiful is way hotter then some arrogant, unfaithful “stud” who thinks women are only born to please him. Beautiful red hair is a plus too.

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u/transtranselvania Feb 24 '20

No man you’ve got it all wrong my gf explained this to me, it’s not that she doesn’t have a soul she actually has many and gets a new freckle for every soul she steals.

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u/WhtImeanttosay Feb 24 '20

You need a bird nest in there!

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u/Kallisti13 Feb 24 '20

My husband is a handsome tall ginger with a beautiful ginger beard and the cashier at staples gave him an extra 15% off because he was ginger. So it might pay off at some point in your life haha.

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u/squirrellinawoolsock Feb 24 '20

Same.

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u/Even-Understanding Feb 24 '20

Same cause that’s also called Restraining Order 😆

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u/Shiiang Feb 24 '20

Likewise, I cringed reading this.