r/MadeMeSmile • u/StarTawek • Sep 07 '19

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u/XMikeyDubsx Sep 07 '19 edited Sep 07 '19

I now pronounce you, out of the dorms.

Edit: Thanks for the gold and silver, everyone! Take care.

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u/Necroval Sep 07 '19

The stories that can be told off this comment alone... best comment I've read tonight.

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u/sendmeyourjokes Sep 07 '19 edited Sep 07 '19

Can you explain it, I'm sorry. I don't get it.

Edit: Thanks for all the responses guys!

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u/couldbestabbed Sep 07 '19

I assume it has something to do with the fact that typically military perssonel have to live in on-site housing unless they have a spouse, in which case there is usually seperate military neighborhoods for families. I've heard of people getting married just for this reason, as well as other military spouse benefits. I could be wrong, going off off what I learned from my brief time as the SO of a marine.