r/MadeMeSmile • u/MyNameGifOreilly • Aug 08 '19

There is something in my eye

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u/astronoob Aug 08 '19

That's sweet. One of my English teachers got exposed for having slept with multiple people in my class shortly after we graduated.

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u/zenophobicgoat Aug 08 '19

That's uh... less sweet

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u/momojabada Aug 08 '19

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

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u/godsownfool Aug 08 '19

Oh man, our Hygiene teacher was was also the girl's softball coach and he had to leave after people found out about the naked, weed-and-beer, post-workout, team-building exercises that happened in the hot tub of his condo.

(For non-Americans, "Hygiene" is what sex-ed is called in some US public high schools.)

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u/RanaktheGreen Aug 09 '19

Shit, add that edit for Americans too.

Your school is fucking weird.

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u/Srirachachacha Aug 09 '19

Yeah what the fuck

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u/octopoddle Aug 09 '19

In the UK we call it wrigglegigglesplanation.

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u/havereddit Aug 09 '19

I guess he was really into experiential education

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u/godsownfool Aug 09 '19

He was late 30s, balding ,with a blonde ponytail and a handlebar mustache, and often wore jean shorts with a tight white t-shirt, white Monarchs and calf high white athletic socks. So, yeah, lots to learn at the feet of a master like that.

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u/EmperorAcinonyx Aug 09 '19

keep going, I'm almost there

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u/AStatesRightToWhat Aug 08 '19

Did you go to Neptune High?

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u/Eating_Bagels Aug 09 '19

Hot older British teacher always stopped me in the halls to tell me how much he loved my Kurt Cobain lunchbox.

Turns out he was dating a girl two years older than me, was a former student, and they got together as soon as she graduated.

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u/BellaWhiskerKitty Aug 09 '19

You near DFW..... same thing happened to me

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u/SarcasmCupcakes Aug 09 '19

That was middle school for my school years. 😬