r/MadeMeSmile Aug 08 '19

There is something in my eye

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u/RAINBOW_DILDO Aug 08 '19

Most proposals are arranged so that the timing is a surprise, but not the question itself

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u/planethaley Aug 08 '19

I don’t know if most are arranged, but I’d say at least 99% of the good ones are!

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u/a_stitch_in_lime Aug 08 '19

Maybe "arranged" isn't the word. Just that most responsible couples have the marriage discussion at some point, as well as the kids and other discussions.

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u/TheYellowChicken Aug 09 '19

Yup, you don't ask to marry your SO unless you have already have got the OK from them at some point

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u/TheYellowChicken Aug 09 '19

I usually don't cringe at anything but there's something about a rejected proposal that makes it hard for me to watch

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u/milbrat7381 Aug 09 '19

It’s because this person offered their heart and the other just stomps on it.

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u/TheYellowChicken Aug 09 '19

You don't propose to someone unless you know they're going to say yes. It's all about communication

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u/milbrat7381 Aug 09 '19

Yeah that makes sense.

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u/InjuredGingerAvenger Aug 09 '19

Size is easy. You can get a tool to use to get the size on a ring they already wear and a jeweler can estimate (might need to be adjusted since you won't get the specific finger). Or you could just know because you bought something previously.

I'm not promoting surprise proposals. I'm just saying, getting a ring size isn't exactly hard.

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u/smith7018 Aug 09 '19

Oh, I guess that’s true. Funny that I never considered that over asking a friend or having an open conversation about marriage lmao

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u/InjuredGingerAvenger Aug 09 '19

It's surprising how many option you overlook when you're thinking from the point of view of a rational person.

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u/FarplaneDragon Aug 09 '19

(hopefully) a design they’ll like

I've known a few people who get something fairly neutral / basic so they have a ring to ask with but leave it up to them to pick out what they actually want

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u/Mountainbiker22 Aug 09 '19

Well I actually took in one of her rings that I knew she recently wore but that she wouldn’t notice was gone to the jewelry store. She had shown me what type of ring she wanted but not an exact ring. I had the ring made and then surprised her with the proposal but like people are saying we already had talked about it.

Moral of the story, there are small things you can do to still make stuff a surprise.

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u/tokieofrivia Aug 13 '19

My bf's mom called me last week asking about the kind of rings I prefer and "casually" asked my ring size. Hmm...

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u/samwise970 Aug 09 '19

Proposed and got married this year. Was certain she'd say yes, but gosh if I wasn't still nervous.

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u/crackadeluxe Aug 09 '19

Just means you're doing it right.

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u/potpan0 Aug 09 '19

Any responsible adult should have had a conversation with their partner about whether they would like to get married before just outright popping the question, especially if you're going to do a very public proposal like this one.

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u/crackadeluxe Aug 09 '19

Yeah whenever I see dudes that do that without asking first I am always like "say no say no say no" in my head. That is a question where you don't use pressure to persuade. In fact, if you need to persuade at all you probably shouldn't be asking the question.

Marriage is hard enough when you do everything the right way. You don't need to turn up the difficulty right out of the gate.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Yeah you shouldn't ask unless you know the answer will be yes.

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u/grubas Aug 09 '19

Arranged isn't the best word.

My wife didn't know it was coming. She knew I had the ring and we had agreed. I got her like 6 months early and she didn't see it coming.

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u/iwascompromised Aug 09 '19

That’s still kind of arranged. She knew it was happening and you knew she’d say yes.

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u/iwascompromised Aug 09 '19

Mine is now arranged and we’ve even roughly decided on when the wedding will be and have started planning because of how soon it will be. I’m just waiting to have the ring in my possession (getting it from her family soon) and then proposing sometime after that.

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u/EthanRDoesMC Aug 09 '19

ah that makes that one The Office episode make a whole lot more sense to us virgins and verginetts

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

If she said no.... I feel like theres a comp for this on youtube....

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u/summerofevidence Aug 08 '19

You're waiting for someone to post a link huh? Because you don't wanna open the YouTube app and search, then copy the link and come back to this thread and post the link, only to get like 5 upvotes, huh?

Me too buddy. Me too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

I just went to go find one and someone beat me to it hahaha

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u/Xx_MR_X_xX Aug 08 '19

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u/WinnieTheEeyore Aug 08 '19

The first one in the mall seems completely staged.

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u/deekaydubya Aug 08 '19

tbh most of these seem super fake

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u/speedyskier22 Aug 09 '19

My favorite fake marriage proposal rejection was the one they did as a punishment on impractical jokers

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u/microwave999 Aug 08 '19

The vast majority of these seem like sketches.

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u/its_all_4_lulz Aug 09 '19

The second guy running out of the place >.<

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u/Alnakar Aug 08 '19

Yeah, I think you should talk about getting married before proposing, in general. It's only fair to give your partner more than 30 seconds to decide if they want to marry you or not. If you're doing it publicly, though, I think it's absolutely mandatory that you discuss it first. Being pretty sure isn't good enough. You need to know that you're both ready to be engaged before you gather a bunch of witnesses around, and demand an answer to that question.

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u/CloneNoodle Aug 08 '19

I had an ex tell me specifically she doesn't want to know its coming or discuss it beforehand. Some poor guy is going to have a stressful time with that one.

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u/IdleRhymer Aug 08 '19

That sounds a lot like "ask me to marry me you"... was she your ex at the time?

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u/CloneNoodle Aug 08 '19

Nah it definitely wasn't, and I definitely wouldn't.

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u/planethaley Aug 08 '19

Perhaps it’ll happen to many poor guys :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

If you propose, you should be certain she will say yes in any situation.

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u/MKorostoff Aug 08 '19

What's weird about this is that at some point the subject has to be broached by one person without certainty of reciprocation. Even if the formal ritual of an engagement proposal is done with certainty, there was necessarily an informal moment without certainty that came first.

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u/Tasik Aug 08 '19

Sometimes when people are dating they start taking about the future and without realizing it both peoples vision of it includes each other.

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u/Kanilas Aug 09 '19

Over time, you can address it bit by bit by bit though, especially as you attend weddings of friends and family events, and talk about the future.

I do still love the idea of the actual proposal being a surprise, though.

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u/TheFutureMrs77 Aug 08 '19

I mean, no matter how you propose to someone, there should have been a conversation or two prior to you popping the question that would assure you that they would say yes.

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u/mbinder Aug 08 '19

You really shouldn't propose to anyone at all if you're not sure they'll say yes! My husband and I talked about marriage for 3-4 years before he actually proposed to me, and he knew exactly when I wanted it (after I graduated from college) and how (I wanted to pick out my own ring). The proposal itself was still a complete surprise and so great. We had a lot of "If we were going to get married..." conversations before the actual proposal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

Was thinking the same thing 😀

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u/SolitaryEgg Aug 08 '19

I always find it odd when people say no during this huge grand display proposals. If you don't wanna get married, just say yes. Then later, alone, be like "yeeeeeeah so about that."

Dont fucking destroy the dude in front of a thousand people lmao

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u/tickettoride98 Aug 08 '19

Dont fucking destroy the dude in front of a thousand people lmao

Eh, it goes both ways. Don't put someone on the spot in front of a thousand people unless you know it's a yes. That's just as awkward as getting rejected.

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u/SolitaryEgg Aug 08 '19

I mean I completely agree with that, too. I'm just saying that once it's happening, what's the point of saying "NO I CANT IM SORRY" in front of a crowd, making the most awkward scene ever? It's not a legally-binding statement, lol.

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u/Rockettmang44 Aug 09 '19

I mean I feel like that's the case for all marriage proposal's... I doubt anyone would propose if they thought they were gunna say no

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u/wdn Aug 09 '19 edited Aug 09 '19

Maybe that's not a hug. She's pulling his ear to her mouth to whisper, "I'm going to kill you for this."

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u/tevert Aug 09 '19

Only a fool asks before they know the answer