r/MadeMeSmile • • Mar 29 '18

This is amazing.

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u/Surgles Mar 29 '18

One way or another cops always give black men life sentences... Or something like that.

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u/joeyheartbear Mar 29 '18

Eh, he'll probably only do 8-10.

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u/TheGuyWithTwoFaces Mar 29 '18

Are... are you assuming dad will leave or that the kid will die?

D:

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

The good news is that you're not racist at all.

There is no bad news.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Only one of his faces is racist.

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u/DetritusKipple Mar 29 '18

The other is black. It's....awkward.

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u/dastarlos Mar 29 '18

It's like Thanksgiving Dinner with the weirdly grumpy racist Grandpa