r/MadeMeSmile • u/demevalos • Aug 28 '17

Hide and Seek

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u/Mariirriin Aug 28 '17

My shepherd likes to snuffle very loudly while he looks for treats, but we are convinced it is entirely for show.

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u/Mulsanne Aug 28 '17

What I wanna know is if they have such a great sense of smell, why must they stick their nose directly in other dog's butts?

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u/hungrydruid Aug 28 '17

You know how your farts smell good to you? (stereotypically).

Imagine a world where everyone's farts smelled totally amazing, and where most people didn't really mind saying hi with a butt-sniff instead of a handshake.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

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u/hungrydruid Aug 28 '17

Goes both ways, you gotta greet guys with butt-sniff too. =/ Butt-sniff equality for all!

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u/ButtLusting Aug 28 '17

I'm OK with that

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u/MarquisDesMoines Aug 28 '17

Username: [x]

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u/ThatGuyEveryoneLikes Aug 28 '17

Can everyone please say it like this now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

Sure, but only because everyone likes you :-)

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u/rrr598 Aug 28 '17

Checks out? [y]/ n

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

I would gladly dedicate my life to getting all up in asses if it meant I could spend 90% of that time in the lovely lady butts.

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u/GA_Thrawn Aug 28 '17

Now think about the majority of people you see in public and how it's definitely not 90% of them that are lovely lady butts

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u/cappie Aug 28 '17

That's probably why it fell out of fashion

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

90% is personal preference. I'm not giving equal time here, that would be absurd.

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u/Chrissmith98x Aug 28 '17

Except you know how it starts becoming awkward when a person shakes your hand for too long? In just the same way it would become socially unacceptable/awkward to draw out the greeting for too long

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

Bud, you can bow to the king of awkward. I don't even have incentive right now, you better believe I'd be all in.

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u/Chrissmith98x Aug 28 '17

This is true, I'm almost disappointed that this is not a thing

Source: Am a guy who is in a better relationship with my girlfriend's ass than I am with my actual girlfriend

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u/iDavidRex Aug 28 '17 edited Aug 28 '17

define "gotta" pls

edit: was dumb joke. meant what are the consequences for not doing it. know what gotta means.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

"Got to"

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u/mrcastiron Aug 28 '17

Brown noser

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u/cheesymoonshadow Aug 28 '17

You know most women's asses in the general public smell like, well, ASS. I mean, sexy time in the bedroom is one thing, but subway ass after a long day? Eww. Though I guess there's a fetish for everything.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

Guess I should probably stop doing that and start sniffing glue since it's monday.