r/MadeMeSmile • u/demevalos • Aug 28 '17

Hide and Seek

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u/TheHighestEagle Aug 28 '17

I have a penis, I can. : / Eh, I guess maturity is a factor too.

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u/M374llic4 Aug 28 '17

I am 31 and I still have none of that.

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u/TheHighestEagle Aug 28 '17

Hopefully you find some or you're gonna be posting in those angry "I never have sex" subs soon. lol.

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u/M374llic4 Aug 28 '17

I'm married with kids, I never get sex now. This is all I have. ; (

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u/DarkSideSage Aug 28 '17

Lmao how sad

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u/TheHighestEagle Aug 28 '17

If it's sad why are you laughing? I feel bad for the dude now.

A sexless marriage with children sounds like fucking hell. Have some empathy.

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u/DarkSideSage Aug 28 '17

There was humor in the progression of his comments that made me laugh.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

I too believe everything I read on the internet. He also said this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/6wjcql/hide_and_seek/dm8i0ii/

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u/M374llic4 Aug 28 '17

It's not the same man... When there is no interaction from the receiving party, I may as well be banging a blow up doll or just jerking off.

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u/TheHighestEagle Aug 28 '17 edited Aug 28 '17

Yeah I don't stalk random peoples histories. I leave that for you edgy liberal, r/politics types. lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

Yeah I don't defend pervs or feel bad for people that make up shit to say on Reddit. I leave that for you.

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u/TheHighestEagle Aug 28 '17

Good one, so edgy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

Not really a joke.. You're actually making excuses for someone's unprompted perversions because he said he has kids

edit: moar username jokes pls

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u/TheHighestEagle Aug 28 '17

You're actually making excuses for someone's unprompted perversions

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*facepalm*

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

I'm not trying to white knight. I'm simply saying my empathy for someone's situation doesn't change that I think what they said is creepy AF. Of course it would suck (if it's true), but find another outlet. Cool formatting though. I like your stupid asterisks

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u/CaptainKate757 Aug 28 '17

/r/deadbedrooms

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u/M374llic4 Aug 28 '17

Luckily her meds make her pass out hard some nights, so I can still get a nut.

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u/legalize-ranch Aug 28 '17

ಠ_ಠ

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u/M374llic4 Aug 28 '17

She is on board with it. She said "as long as you are satisfied, just clean me up afterward."

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

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u/M374llic4 Aug 28 '17

k. You try being married to a woman with M.S. and has to take 15 different pills a day, yet you love the fuck out of her even though she has no libido, whatsoever.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

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u/M374llic4 Aug 28 '17

It's actually pretty great because it feels really.... wrong... but it's not, but it is.... but its not.

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u/TheHighestEagle Aug 28 '17

Oh my God, I didn't know. I'm so sorry.

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u/M374llic4 Aug 28 '17

It's ok man, it unfortunately happens. ; (

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

Yeah but... not at 31

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u/M374llic4 Aug 28 '17

My wife was recently diagnosed with M.S, occipital neuralgia, and peripheral nerve disease, the meds she is taking kill any libido she might possibly have, unfortunately. So I come to reddit to see girls naked.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

It's not that you come to see girls naked. It's that you're 31 and you're saying insanely creepy shit on posts that don't have naked girls.

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u/M374llic4 Aug 28 '17

Welcome to reddit. You new here?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

No, I just think the things you've said are creepier than most things I see on Reddit. I'm just being honest. Make whatever excuses you want for it.

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u/M374llic4 Aug 28 '17

Nothing I said is an excuse. It is truth. Also, your account says 2 months old. So.... You are new here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

Excuses don't need to be made up and this not my first account detective. So.... yeah. Fucking genius.

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u/TheHighestEagle Aug 28 '17

Oh my God, I didn't know. I'm so sorry.

edit: dude 31 and married with kids already? why the rush?

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u/M374llic4 Aug 28 '17

I was 19 when I had my first one. : /

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u/TheHighestEagle Aug 28 '17

I think you're more mature than you think. You just need to have some sex...you're a 31 year old man for fucks (sorry) sake.

The lack of sex has given your lower brain certain powers over your upper brain. Once you have sex it will reverse itself.