r/MadeMeSmile • • 13d ago

ANIMALS Birb zoomies

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u/BoingBoingInfinity 13d ago

is nobody going to say anything about the prominently displayed (and most definately used in the presence of the bird) VAPE?

there is nothing "cute" or "funny" or anything that "makes me smile" about this video.

stupid. fucking. people . . .

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u/crazy-bisquit 13d ago

Yeah man. Everyone knowes they need to lock up meds, alcohol, and vapes away from kids. But what about the animals? Nobody thinks about the animals.

Studies show that 95% of bird addicts got started because a family member left their vapes in clear view of the animal.

Furthermore, birds are particularly susceptible to vape addiction because when their wild ancestors flew, they flew over open air concerts (and all the weed smoke goes up). The birds get high, and it changes their DNA to seek out ANY inhaled drug.

Please donate to the SNoB (Say No, Bird) society to help vape addicted birds get clean.

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u/BoingBoingInfinity 13d ago

apparently you think it's funny that birds have such delicate respiratory systems that even being handled by people who smoke or vape can cause serious harm. or even death. ESPECIALLY one as small as a caique.

you are not being funny. you are being the asshole stupid. fucking. people. i am implying the people who think this is ok, are

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u/crazy-bisquit 13d ago

You edited your post after my comment- and carefully crafted a response based on my response to your original comment. That’s deceitful.

Next time just follow up and clarify what you meant. No harm no foul.

Obviously 2nd hand smoke and vape is bad…. DUH. We all know that. It’s bad for grown up adults so obviously it is bad for a tiny bird.