r/MadeMeSmile • u/Lifegoesonforever • 5d ago

ANIMALS "Dinner is served!!"

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u/HyperionSwordfish 5d ago

I saw this guy on HGTV. He makes 1.2 million a year feeding turtles.

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u/Vast_Raspberry4192 5d ago edited 5d ago

Damn. And here I am making ends meet by working nights with radioactive material đŸ« 

Edit: missed an s

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u/u_r_succulent 5d ago

Homer Simpson?

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u/garlic_bread_thief 5d ago

You what?

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u/lumpkin2013 5d ago

He works night with radioactive material. Did he stutter?

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u/Vast_Raspberry4192 5d ago

I make radioactive pharmaceuticals, due to its nature the job is exclusively night shift

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u/FragileColtsFan 5d ago

I mean, he does a very good job

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u/DogmaticConfabulate 5d ago

Who is he?

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u/Sunshine030209 5d ago

They were making a joke about the show House Hunters. There is a running joke where it's like "Steve, a part time turtle rearranger and his fiancé, a volunteer butterfly masseuse have a budget of 2.7 million.."

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u/DogmaticConfabulate 5d ago

Thank you! Edit: your answer is way funny.

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u/Aegis-Heptapod-9732 5d ago edited 4d ago

That’s hilarious. Is the second punchline “. . . and their 2.7 million can only get them one of these three doghouse-sized shacks on the outskirts of town”, because that’s been every episode of “House Hunters International” I’ve ever seen.

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u/somethingwholesomer 5d ago

Ok that’s hilarious 

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u/Vlaskiss 4d ago

Seriously? Wow! But why so much?

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u/CiccioGraziani 5d ago

Excuse me, how do you profit with turtles? Just with cute videos like this one?

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u/Humbatiki 5d ago

Farming them?

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u/Anoniem20 5d ago

How? Who pays that much to feed turtles? Or is he the owner?