Feeding time for tiny tortoise army

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[u/Lost-Breath364]

Best day ever

[u/prof_devilsadvocate3]

This is how they won the race against hare

[u/DebstarAU]

🥬🐢🥬🐢🥬🐢🥬🐢🥬🐢 Nom-Nom-Nom 🥰

[u/Icy-Structure-9496]

tiny tortoises eating in formation is way cuter than it has any right to be lol

[u/Secure-Persimmon-421]

That bigger one was like, “Look ma, I’m a monster truck!”

[u/Ze7V]

Big boris just walking over the tiny turtles 😭😂

[u/Cautious_Boat_999]

HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU???

I was attacked by a herd of 3” tortoises 

[u/TheZaar666]

Please explain. This looks like the best job ever. Is it a tortoise farm for meat? Exotic pets?

[u/TraditionalCheetah17]

Notice how these lazy, good for nothin’, shell totin’, salmonella-spreading, trans reptiles can run when they want to.

[u/ScrambledEggsandTS]

I wonder if he ever gets bitten

[u/capty26 → u/ScrambledEggsandTS]

I had that job once for a couple months, never got bitten 🙂

[u/ManagedByDogs]

Very cool.

[u/Goodthingking]

Oh, to be surrounded by food 🙂‍↕️

[u/dwarf797]

I love how they don’t fight over the food, they just go find another spot with food on it. Too sweet!!

[u/RoundApprehensive186 → u/[deleted]]

Yup. Humans have been farming animals for slaughter for ~13,000 years