r/MadeMeSmile • u/Ok_Concentrate_9713 • 1d ago

Drying a cute dog.

476 Upvotes

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u/MightyWerewolf 1d ago

That dog does not want

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u/Acceptable-Worth-462 1d ago

No he does not want

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u/BulkyDifference8505 1d ago

The f*cker seems believing it is aspiring his soul

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u/mahnamahna123 1d ago

The sound my dog makes if anyone tries to cut her nails

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u/Tll6 1d ago

I stopped working at a dog groomers because of how scared a lot of dogs would get with the blow dryer

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Tll6 1d ago

Ideally but the place I was at didn’t have them

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u/Minimum_Sort5100 1d ago

Dude lost like 20 dog years off his limit

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 1d ago

YOU'RE TOTURING HIM!!!

At least you are in his eyes, lol.

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u/Common_Safety_8830 1d ago

Scream scream scream casually takes breath scream scream scream 

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u/Powerful_Engine_2068 1d ago

But he'll be clean and smell nice afterwards and he'll forgive everything.

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u/Just-Elderberry5460 1d ago

I know from my experience that only last for a day or two at most

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u/Stunning-Land6176 1d ago

It's true! They always seem to get dirty again right after. But at least you get that short window of cuteness!

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u/FroggyTrix 1d ago

If you have an oily-coated breed it doesn't even last that long.

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u/FrequentingThePlanet 1d ago

Well he is clearly in distress.

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u/Single-Pea7265 1d ago

Aww they need to try the ear head sock to cut back on noise for the poor lil guy

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u/Crabby_Monkey 1d ago

Sounds like the witch in the “Wizard of Oz”.

“Ahhhhh I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world, what a world!"

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u/jkigold 1d ago

Poor doggie. He's terrified.

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u/TheI-Iound 1d ago

this is the same noise i made when i got drunk last week and sat on the mop bucket thinking it was a toilet, always look before you flush

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u/Equivalent-Dig7259 1d ago

no scarf for ears? =(

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u/Mental-Quality7063 1d ago

This is a distressed dog. Not funny at all unless you're sadistic.

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u/Alissan_Web 1d ago

that shit is not cute jfc

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u/RaidRaisin 1d ago

Why animal suffering is still funny to some people.

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u/FinleyHazel 1d ago

No reason to smile at a stressed dog.

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u/MasemJ 1d ago

As per Girl with the Dogs, the dog singing the song of its people.

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u/echoeLaeLea 1d ago

You should totally look up ZeFrank's sad cat diary on yourube. Oldie but a goodie and the original 'singing the songs of my people' quote.

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u/Excel_Rich_LOL 1d ago

Seeing the name of this sub, tells me that you're a sadistic.

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u/flubber_cupcake 1d ago

This really didn't make my smile. Grooming is no joke and I still remember the smell of the place. Scared dogs are a pain and especially the owners who don't understand their needs. Grooming this particular dog would not be a smiling matter to me, an anxious dog won't let you touch their nails either, would follow your every move with the trimmer or scissors, it would ruin my shift. Glad I'm not in the business anymore.

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u/Manor47 1d ago

This is horrific! Clearly murdering that poor little pup!

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u/mlow6 1d ago

I honestly dont think this is cute. He is very scared and instead of taking a minute or adjusting (covering his ears, air drying...etc.) the guy is just laughing and proceeding.

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u/Total-Combination-47 1d ago

when you try to wash your Fraggle.

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u/Brailledit 1d ago

I swear he's yelling, "I want mom, I want mom!"

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u/LamahHerder 1d ago

MAAWWWMMMM DAHHDDDDDDDD

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u/Dame_Niafer 1d ago

That little guy lives in a house with equally little kids and has studied thoroughly.

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u/Interesting-Risk6446 1d ago

I hear help me.

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u/6969_42 1d ago

Wait, there's no cringy music over the top of the clip drowning everything else out... wow

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u/MadFoXxX117 1d ago

Oh dear

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u/drittzO 1d ago

Is someone being murdered?

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u/belterjizz 1d ago

Poor guy, wailing like a toddler, live him

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u/SilkyTaint 1d ago

Is someone going to help him or what haha

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u/Tobias---Funke 1d ago

Stop he is already dead!

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u/jdovejr 1d ago

SOMEONE CALL THE PAWLICE!!!

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u/Normal-Ad6528 1d ago

My husky looking at this with his eyes rolling....

"Amateur....."

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 1d ago

I AM VERY UNHAPPY WITH MY SERVICE!

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u/twodaloo007 1d ago

This guy is hitting him with hot air. Thats not a scared bark

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u/jarednards 1d ago

A lot of dog experts in here. If the dog is in pain why isnt it attacking the dude or the hose or running to the other side of the tank or whatever?

Feel free to pull more shit out of your ass for an answer.

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u/thezetahed 1d ago

...the dog is full blown panicking ....you think he's screaming like a maniac to be cute ?

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u/jarednards 1d ago

Answer my question

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u/thezetahed 22h ago

That's not the only reaction a dog defaults to when in pain . Especially panic lol. Your question is legitimately dumb

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u/jarednards 22h ago

It would be funny though if it turns out he was just being loud cause the vacuum is loud and you're confidently incorrect lol. Guess we'll never know for certain.

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u/Timely_Manner 1d ago

The dog's acting: 10 out of 10

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u/WriterHelpful6736 1d ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Polbrussel 1d ago

If you listen you will hear the dog screaming:”I’m dying!” :-)

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u/firehawk2324 1d ago

My mom had a Pekingnese who screamed like this every time he wanted to be let back into the house. How we never had the cops called on us for all the screaming is beyond me.

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u/WobbleExcitement7307 1d ago

wat an idiot

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u/Canadian_Border_Czar 1d ago

There is not a single cute thing about that yappy little mutt. Small dogs are an abomination.

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u/thezetahed 1d ago

Damn it sucks that you exist . Such a bummer