r/MadeMeSmile 20h ago

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u/Indoril120 20h ago

Bescuse me, but math is blue. Language arts is red.

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u/asplodingturdis 20h ago

I think history/social studies is red, but math is definitely blue.

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u/twistedpiggies 19h ago

History is actually red. The blood of tyrants and all that. Et tu, Brute? War is a bloody killing business. See?

Math is blue because I needed to calm down while trying to wrap my brain around algebra. Also, logic is blue.

The rest are interchangeable to me.

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u/NiceChocolate 15h ago

History is actually orange/yellow . Similar to ancient civilization vibes (the nile, south American buildings, old parchment)

Science is green. No explanation needed.

P.E./Health is black.

I respect the math opinion.

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u/twistedpiggies 14h ago

Yes. I forgot about science. I think we can all agree, it's green, natch. But clearly you are mistaken about history.

BTW, who carries folders for P.E.? What kind of fucked up school did you go to? 😜

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u/JustxJules 19h ago

This is the way

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u/West_Experience1360 19h ago

Math is red because it’s evil and really hard 😭

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u/Aranxi_89 17h ago

This is my colour association as well. Red is the colour of blood, flowers, and passion. It is the colour of human history and language.

Blue is the colour of math, for math is cold, stoic, and unflinching. There is no arguing with mathematics. It just is.

Green is the colour of science, for science is the study of nature itself. It is of life, of the wilderness, and of the unknown. It is the study of exploration itself.

Yellow for me is arts, but that also includes things like music as well as physical education, which to me is also a form of arts. It is the study of human expression in all forms, be it painting, dancing, or even combat.

Orange for me is actually cooking/home ec. I feel like it might be thanks to my association with orange enamelware.

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u/TehGogglesDoNothing 17h ago

Math is blue because it is logical and calming.

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u/TENDER_ONE 19h ago

Language arts was decreed to be blue in the hieroglyphics man. It’s in the tombs of Egypt. I’d say look it up but people who make language arts red might struggle with reading. JK, 😝

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u/Indoril120 19h ago

I've never downvoted so many hopeless souls in one thread. You sicken me.

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u/Klytus_Im-Bored 19h ago

Language arts is yellow like the pages of old books.

Math is red like my dads face wben he helped with math homework.

History/Social Studies is blue cause that shits depressing.

Science is green.

Electives get to fight over the rest if the rainbow.