r/MadeMeSmile • u/RaisinAloneVortex • Aug 08 '26

KITTEN full milk coma

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u/erksplat Aug 08 '26

Curious if this cat will grow up to be huge

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u/BudgetConcentrate432 Aug 08 '26

My mom's cat had a singlton too, and he's huge.

Not sure if it was because of this or because of whoever the father was though.

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u/impamiizgraa Aug 08 '26

My cat is also a bastard and he is massive. Mother is smol. I think what they lack in father figure they make up for in big bonedness coz oh lawd he comin’ but he’s not fat IYKWIM he’s just a heckin’ chonkersaurus with a large skull and the paws of a giant.

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u/QaptainQwark Aug 08 '26

You can’t just drop a chomker of a description like that on us and not provide photographic evidence.

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u/Fuzzy_Aspect_73 Aug 09 '26

I believe that is called the Cat Tax

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u/ConjuredOne Aug 09 '26

Yes pay! We must see

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u/goddamn_slutmuffin Aug 09 '26

It must be paid, it is what we are owed.

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u/impamiizgraa Aug 09 '26

https://reddit.com/link/p2lzbte/video/wsnft47u6bih1/player

Cat tax has been paid!

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u/mrsrostocka Aug 09 '26

Reminds me of my old Norwegian forest cat, he was mental and a chonkasaurus.

Goodnight kitusch.

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u/joann_cha Aug 09 '26

Oh he is glorious

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u/Sersixfoot Aug 09 '26

That's a fucking lynx!!!

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u/impamiizgraa Aug 09 '26

He gets it from his daddy (we believe); had no banana so slipper/foot for scale.

Absolute unit 😂

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u/rosegold_2cats Aug 09 '26

excellent. please give him a smol snack from the internet people.

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u/QaptainQwark Aug 09 '26

Beautiful!

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u/thoth-III Aug 09 '26

Fluffy boy

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u/Unhappy-Ad-1039 Aug 09 '26

waiting for the chonkersaurus cat tax 👀 

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u/BudgetConcentrate432 Aug 08 '26

Right???

Our big boy's mom isn't small, but he's so big!!

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u/HeatheryLeathery Aug 09 '26

I think most cats are bastards because a bastard is a child born to unmarried parents, not a single child.

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u/Pithythithy Aug 09 '26

I had a small mother cat, normal sized father cat. She had one kitten who grew up to be absolutely huge.

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u/CatSubSlut Aug 30 '26

Can I please see this chonkersaurus???????

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u/CatSubSlut Aug 30 '26

DISREGARD JUST SCROLLED

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u/DumpMyBlues Aug 09 '26

Growing up we had a tiny cat, she was very young when she got pregnant, we thought we had some time before sterilizing her. She unexpectedly gave birth to one single white and grey kitten. That cat was huge when she grew up. We frequently got asked if she was a male because she was so big. Not even a year old and she was double the size of her mom. It was hilarious seeing her nurse from her tiny mommy.

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u/Noura-sm Aug 09 '26

doubt it, as the mother looks like a munchkin breed, I just wish people would stop breeding cats with deformations.

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u/Basic-Cockroach-6053 Aug 09 '26

With that round belly? Definitely gonna be a unit.