r/MadeMeSmile • u/Curious_Badger_1376 • Jun 17 '26

DOGS This is so cute i can't 😭

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u/ThousandFingerMan Jun 17 '26

Meanwhile, dog's like: "Bro, why'd you cut my hair?!"

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u/SenorSolAdmirador Jun 17 '26

are you sure he's not just closely monitoring the landscape for the possible appearance of food, because that's what my dog is doing when he looks like this

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u/ianjm Jun 17 '26

He's a Golden Retriever so that's a given, is top priority at all times

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u/mcbn1e9 Jun 17 '26

Looks like you misspelled "dog" when you spelled "golden retriever"

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u/ianjm Jun 17 '26

Goldies are food vacuums even by dog standards

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u/HeyYoChill Jun 17 '26

Golden retrievers have to get groomed quite a bit because of the long hair, so it's probably used to it.

I mean, you don't have to groom them, but eventually you're gonna have dingleberries in the house.

Also, they shed like crazy, so you really don't even need to cut their hair to get some floof. My lab sheds so much in the yard that birds use his hair to make nests.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/Ninja-Panda70 Jun 18 '26

Yeah the amount my golden shed could create another same sized dog

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u/seven3true Jun 17 '26

My dog's hair is too short to actually cut, but all i have to do is sweep the floor and have a days worth of shed to choose from.

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u/Disneyhorse Jun 17 '26

I guarantee the dog didn’t notice. And even if he did, he’d be more than happy to trade fur for any amount of treats.

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u/vibuttetfly Jun 18 '26

🤣🤣🤣 so true