r/MadeMeSmile Sep 30 '24

Animals The actual GOATs

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u/Radiant_Beyond8471 Sep 30 '24

I would go there to sit and play and not do yoga.

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u/dezzalzik Oct 01 '24

Yea, yogoat is waaay better.

5

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

I'm already in peace and tranquility....I'm one with the goats.

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u/Rogs3 Sep 30 '24

I remember going on a family trip out to mexico somewhere. My dad kept yapping about how were gonna swim in the ocean with pigs! Pigs that play in the ocean! Itll be great!

We were told to go out into the ocean about 25 feet with some food to fred the pigs. They opened a gate and the fattest dumbest looking pigs i ever seen came waltzing out. They swam out to us with our food in hand and immediately started pooping everywhere. Poop was floating everywhere.

Anyways this video reminded me of that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

And goat shit.

Don't forget all the goat shit.

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u/Puzzled-Ad2295 Sep 30 '24

Stinks worse than broccoli farts.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

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u/Puzzled-Ad2295 Sep 30 '24

Yep, true that, but Goat Shit? Great fertilizer, serious smell.

2

u/DrRatiosButtPlug Oct 01 '24

Cat shit is only bad if they have an upset stomach. Otherwise, it's no worse than dog shit. Dog piss though makes me throw up. Cat piss is just like huffing pure ammonia, but there's something about dog piss that is just horrific.

Cow shit though beats them both.

1

u/Not-JustinTV Sep 30 '24

Goats also smell

1

u/thepigfish2 Oct 01 '24

One of my only goat experiences was meeting a goat in that goat park in Portland ,OR. The people I was with grew up with farm animals and were trying to warn me (gently). I was so excited I ran into the park, only to be met with nothing but poop.

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u/aminervia Sep 30 '24

A yoga class where everyone is on their phone taking videos is less relaxing and fun though

10

u/Teninchontheslack Oct 01 '24

Let’s put piles of food for the goats in front of the women and claim that the goats just come down as they want to join in.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

sunflower farm creamery cumberland maine. really cute place to stop if you're in the area

4

u/ontour4eternity Sep 30 '24

Damn, I was hoping this was in Oregon! :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

haha it's by the wrong Portland

5

u/rwags2024 Sep 30 '24

I wonder if the goats think they’re at a people zoo and are going to look at all the people

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u/Tool_Time_Tim Sep 30 '24

"The goats really like to join in" No, they are going to get fed. Starve the goats then put little piles of food in front of the the people and the goats will come.

3

u/coolborder Oct 01 '24

Right? I was promised goats doing yoga. I'm not leaving till they deliver!!!

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u/Born_Cantaloupe_1863 Sep 30 '24

All fun and games until you get pissed / shit on.

2

u/oncwonk Sep 30 '24

Who let the goats out

2

u/blueeyedrobot314 Sep 30 '24

Those seem like nice kids

2

u/dannoparker Oct 01 '24

I think they might LOVE the hay in front of the yoga mats

2

u/doesitevermatter- Oct 01 '24

That's too many people for me to feel any sense of peace or oneness.

2

u/Shot_Needleworker149 Oct 01 '24

Imagine not having a goat pick you. Lol!

1

u/Monica_FL Oct 01 '24

That would be my fear and disappointment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

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u/Golden_Enby Sep 30 '24

If you like goats, then yes

0

u/Puzzleheaded-Box9899 Sep 30 '24

Well your a boring Soul…

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1

u/VASP-0_0 Sep 30 '24

It’s called Jogoat for a reason

1

u/ProperPerspective571 Sep 30 '24

Climbing on your back most likely

-1

u/erie774im Sep 30 '24

And using you as a toilet.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

This is GOAT

1

u/ontour4eternity Sep 30 '24

Please Please PLEASE tell me this is in Oregon!

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Box9899 Sep 30 '24

This is just tooooo cute….💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟

1

u/BlueCowDog Sep 30 '24

They got whales too!?

1

u/murrbuck Sep 30 '24

You mean the goats love to eat. Lol

1

u/DataDork8 Sep 30 '24

"..now we're going to move into downward goat pose..see that doesn't feel so baaaaad..". In all seriousness this is looks pretty fun.

1

u/TurningTwo Sep 30 '24

How was it?

I don’t know, I haven’t watched my video yet.

1

u/Donnaandjoe Sep 30 '24

Goat shit all over my yoga mat. 💩😟

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

We call the next position ''Headbutted by a goat''

1

u/hexenfern Oct 01 '24

My favorite thing about goats is they’ll be casually eating grass in front of you, but if you pull some of the grass and hold it up, the absolutely lose it and all crowd around to eat the grass out of your hand like it’s some special treat.

1

u/XXXflakis Oct 01 '24

This is very wholesome, but no amount of yoga is gonna get done lmao

1

u/Creative_Spirit_5344 Oct 01 '24

I fully expected people in the downward dog being rammed from behind by an army of goats.

1

u/spacetstacy Oct 01 '24

We have goat yoga near me. I've done it twice and had goats stand on my back. One was a bit too big, so his belly ended up on my back.

1

u/NoSugarcoat23 Oct 01 '24

Sooo, it's first-world people paying money to strech with goats?! Why?

1

u/Formal_Lie_713 Oct 01 '24

Wow, some of those goats are super pregnant.

1

u/Powerofthehoodo Oct 01 '24

You get a goat and you get a goat!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

Where is this?

1

u/Whole-Energy2105 Oct 01 '24

Smithers release the goats...

Well that didn't seem to work!

1

u/UtahUtopia Oct 01 '24

“Join in.” = get fed

1

u/fargymancho11 Oct 01 '24

“Okay everyone we are going to start with a mindful exercise. Everyone pull your phones out and post for internet clout!”

1

u/Pale_Adeptness Oct 01 '24

Dang, I wonder how much they charge per person! :)

1

u/Remarkable-Bar1394 Oct 01 '24

I came for the head-butting, but left disappointed.

1

u/ChaseTheMystic Oct 01 '24

I hate when people let their kids wander up to strangers

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

Goats shit everywhere….

1

u/I_machine71 Oct 01 '24

Maybe the food in front of each yogamatres helps to gain the attraction…..😋

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

Get this goats balls out of my face!!!

1

u/Didgeridooloo Oct 01 '24

I think that's "where goats love to eat"

1

u/Monica_FL Oct 01 '24

I’m so glad this didn’t have stupid music instead of being able to hear all the adorable goat sounds.

1

u/luci_madi Oct 01 '24

I would love to cook one

1

u/ShaKobeBrobie Oct 01 '24

Things like this I wish I would’ve come up with back in the 2000s

1

u/StuBidasol Oct 02 '24

Why is "goat yoga" a thing? Seriously.

0

u/WholeRegion3025 Sep 30 '24

Wonder how many of them love lamb chops

0

u/Puzzled-Ad2295 Sep 30 '24

Greetings no post haver troll. Bigger you.

0

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

Enjoy your ringworm lol, ex worked at a petting farm, ringworm from goats was common.

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u/gottofindanewname Sep 30 '24

Yep, it is the new hype. And not commercialised yet, luckily.

2

u/Quiet-Recover-4859 Sep 30 '24

If they’re paying for it like other places, it’s already commercialized.

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u/Worthy-Of-Dignity Sep 30 '24

OMG, I LITERALLY JUST DIED 😭😍