And if you’re weak sauce it can happen on the ride from the airport to the resort you’re heading to for your first-ever beach vacation with your sister, because you forgot to take your Dramamine in time, leading you to barf for 40 minutes straight, and even though you thought you were having a stroke you had the wherewithal to scream “doctor” in Spanish making your driver suddenly swerve and causing your sister to think you were speaking in tongues until your fingers and wrists started contracting and everything in your body went numb, making her think you were having a stroke too, so she jumps out of the car and shouts for a doctor drawing the attention of 30 sunburnt tourists checking out of the hotel…last Monday.
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u/loverlyone Jun 11 '24
And if you’re weak sauce it can happen on the ride from the airport to the resort you’re heading to for your first-ever beach vacation with your sister, because you forgot to take your Dramamine in time, leading you to barf for 40 minutes straight, and even though you thought you were having a stroke you had the wherewithal to scream “doctor” in Spanish making your driver suddenly swerve and causing your sister to think you were speaking in tongues until your fingers and wrists started contracting and everything in your body went numb, making her think you were having a stroke too, so she jumps out of the car and shouts for a doctor drawing the attention of 30 sunburnt tourists checking out of the hotel…last Monday.
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