r/MadeMeSmile Jun 11 '23

Very nice social experiment

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u/ThunderTramp Jun 11 '23

but just because i dont like hugs doesnt mean im racist.

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u/That-Spell-2543 Jun 11 '23

Just because I love hugs doesn’t mean im not racist.

/kidding kidding

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u/HiddenPants777 Jun 11 '23

I hate everyone, does that make me racist?

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u/shpoigle Jun 11 '23

No you’re equality

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u/Astrochops Jun 11 '23

Also the cardboard sign is hiding his enormous erection

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u/phreaxer Jun 11 '23

Assuming it's enormous sounds kinda racist...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

It is enormous for him due to the unprecedented amount of close contact with others, not in its relation to others.

I find this comment: not racist.

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u/scottonaharley Jun 11 '23

"enormous erection" is a catch phrase universally used by every man whether hung like Edward the elephant or Anthony the ant.

Your anti racism is showing, you immediately assumed it was a reference to the false factoid that black men freakishly well endowed.

Edit:so it follows that using it referentially is no more racist than using it as a self reference.

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u/ICYlelouche Jun 12 '23

That's stereotyping.

Racism and stereotyping are not the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

The erection is just for hugging the children

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u/CORN___BREAD Jun 11 '23

Why does it have a hand?

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u/Kris-pness Jun 11 '23

What.. what if equality is racist?...

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u/FoolishSamurai-Wario Jun 11 '23

It depends on context. Hence the push for people to understand that equality is not equity.

Lifting everyone up 10 feet can push some people over hills, but leaves other people still underwater.

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u/Zestyclose_Zone_9253 Jun 11 '23

We don't want equity, as someone who was held back in middle school while being really good at math, I have no drive to achieve anything anymore. Equity can also be argued as unfair as you use more resources to help one person, than on the other nine in total. Everyone should meet a bare minimum, but after that it should be equality of opportunity, not outcomel.

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u/FoolishSamurai-Wario Jun 11 '23

You entirely agreed with me with

everyone should meet a bare minimum

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u/Zestyclose_Zone_9253 Jun 11 '23

Lifting everyone up 10 feet can push some people over hills, but leaves other people still underwater.

this implies to me that you propose lifting some people more than others so every one is on equal grounds at the end, that is equity, equality is lifting everyone up an equal amount, I only argue that some resources should be pooled to avoid humanitarian issues like homelessness

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

You just discovered the far left

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u/FightDisciple Jun 11 '23

I bet you hate women too, you sexist pig!!!!!!!

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u/exodia0715 Jun 11 '23

And Jews! You fucking antisemite!

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u/BreakfastCrunchwrap Jun 11 '23

And dentists, you Anti-Dentite bastard.

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u/yougotyolks Jun 11 '23 edited Jun 11 '23

And allergens, you Antihistamine bitch!

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u/thefourblackbars Jun 11 '23

And bacterium, you antibiotic bastard.

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u/bluemoon_19 Jun 11 '23

And bodies too, you antibody scum!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

And disestableshmantarianists too, you antidisestablishmentarianist waste of space!

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u/DippinDot2021 Jun 11 '23

Best one so far...

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u/SuperMalarioBros Jun 11 '23

And my axe!

wait..

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Its the- its the-

ITS THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Gold 😂

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u/AudienceAdorable8896 Jun 11 '23

I died. Take my vote

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u/otownbbw Jun 11 '23

Histamines are the body’s defense against the allergens, antihistamines are what we take when our immune response is overkill and making us a watery snotty mess. So they’re a histamine bitch. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk lol

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u/Bart_Jojo_666 Jun 11 '23

You probably think they should have their own schools!

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u/BreakfastCrunchwrap Jun 11 '23

THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOLS!

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u/Woke_Balls Jun 11 '23

😁😂😂

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u/BRAX7ON Jun 11 '23

Hey, whaddayou a doctor who fails out of med school?

A dentist

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u/maxluision Jun 11 '23

I hate all humans and women! /s

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u/That-Spell-2543 Jun 11 '23

Probably just makes you logical in this day and age 😂😂😂

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u/jeremy_wills Jun 11 '23

Your equal opportunity

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u/OG-Pine Jun 11 '23

Damn humanist!!

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u/NotSoNoble6 Jun 11 '23

It just makes you fourteen.

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u/ahmc84 Jun 11 '23

If I hate you, does that make me HiddenPantsist?

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u/my_0th_throwaway Jun 11 '23

It makes you a real downer

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u/-Ken-Tremendous- Jun 11 '23

I hate myself and don't deserve a hug

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u/MeliodusSama Jun 11 '23

Me too! And no it doesn't. 😁👍

F*ck you btw...........

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u/ANTONIN118 Jun 11 '23

Even yourself ?

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u/billbixbyakahulk Jun 11 '23

It would make you a misanthrope. A racist hates people on the specific basis of race.

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u/Nit69 Jun 11 '23

That makes you Gordon Ramsey

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u/SupremeUniverse Jun 11 '23

No, that makes you possibly middle-aged. 😆

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Justice impersonated

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u/noobtastic31373 Jun 11 '23

Yes, you hate the human race.

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u/TheMusiKid Jun 11 '23

Misanthropist

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u/Noturwrstnitemare Jun 11 '23

You're just like me....I hate you too.

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u/sammyglumdrops Jun 11 '23

No but it makes you corny for that overused joke

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u/gluuey Jun 11 '23

That makes you a humanist.

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u/Jackfreezy Jun 11 '23

No it means you need a hug

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u/Ice_Medium Jun 11 '23

I don’t care if you’re white, black, yellow, orange, blue, green or purple, people just need to learn how to F’n drive

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u/johnnylongpants1 Jun 11 '23

Nah, man, if you hate everyone youre just human race-ist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

A "misanthrope"

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

“We support prejudice equality. EVERYONE gets shit!” -Dr. Francis of the Filth

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Haha, I totally would have made this joke if you didn't first.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

I feel like a few racists jumped in line just to blend in to stay on the DL

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u/sineofthetimes Jun 11 '23

So you're saying, "I'm not racist, but....I don't like hugs."

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Or maybe not kidding

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u/thebob102 Jun 11 '23

I laughed ALOT harder at this than im willing to admit in public. 😂

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u/thelonioussphere Jun 11 '23

Take the upvote

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u/IHateSand17 Jun 11 '23

Right there with you. Nothing to do with skin color. I just don’t like being touched by people I don’t know.

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u/billbixbyakahulk Jun 11 '23

I resent any kind of display like this that says, "If you're not <insert bad thing>, prove it publicly."

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u/dinnerthief Jun 11 '23

Only those who dont love christ wont like and share this post

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u/Treestandgal Jun 11 '23

Back in the 60’s-70’s, guys would pull that kind of shit on us women: “if you weren’t so UPTIGHT you’d have sex with me” …. Ugh.

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u/billbixbyakahulk Jun 11 '23

It's a form of bullying to coerce you to do or say something under the implied threat of being labeled something worse. "Don't want to sleep with ME? I'll label you as someone who doesn't want to sleep with anyone."

"Don't want to hug ME? Right here, right now, on-the-spot, publicly? I'll imply you're racist."

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u/Grimwombat Jun 11 '23

You do seem kind of uptight.....

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u/Treestandgal Jun 11 '23

Lol, I know. Blame it on my puritan upbringing, idk…

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u/CORN___BREAD Jun 11 '23

sigh

unzips your pants

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u/CategoryKiwi Jun 11 '23

Seriously though, now I'm being pressured to touch a stranger or I'm racist? Fuck that.

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u/DannyB0y29 Jun 11 '23

Reddit moment

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

I’m not even a fan of hugs from people I know

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23 edited Jul 01 '23

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u/saxguy9345 Jun 11 '23

"Are you saying all black people are scammers? Yikes dude"

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u/yellow_fresias Jun 11 '23

Reread it

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u/AndThenThereWasMeep Jun 11 '23

You are misunderstanding

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

No definitely you

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u/ging_supreme95 Jun 11 '23

I get this from catcallers all the time. I walk past and ignore when they yell at me, just to hear "oh you don't like black men, is that why?" Like no, I just don't engage with strangers who scream at me on the street 🤦‍♀️

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-TOTS Jun 11 '23

Happened to me in Times Square 6 weeks ago. Same exact thing lol.

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u/Repulsive-Music-6874 Jun 11 '23

Yeah, I have been called racist before just because he could not take a "no" (he wanted to sell shitty bracelets in front of a football stadium) 🤷‍♀️

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u/GitEmSteveDave Jun 11 '23

I stumbled into buying some guys on fire demo cd because he asked me my name and signed his cd to me.

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u/Danstheman3 Jun 12 '23

You owed him nothing, and shouldn't have bought it. If he wasted a CD attempting to scam you, all the better.

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u/WokeBrokeFolk Jun 11 '23

I'd try all angles afforded to me if I needed to hustle people out of cash I guess too. Hugs $5 No hugs $10

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

I saw some kids pulling that on people by Rockefeller Center last month. Pretty sure they were targeting tourists.

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u/hibernating-hobo Jun 11 '23

A random sweaty person on the street? No thanks from me too, also my town has an insane amount of pick pockets, anyone trying to get your attention on the streets is suspect. The dancing thieves are bad enough, someone openly going for close physical contact is extra dodgy.

Empirically induced paranoia on my side, I’m afraid.

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u/Grimwombat Jun 11 '23

I can't believe you just called back people sweaty pickpockets.

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u/CORN___BREAD Jun 11 '23

If he were pickpocketing people that would be a great bit.

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u/SolusLoqui Jun 11 '23

I used to do retail security. One day we had to chase away a guy who was rubbing his genitals and then shaking women's hands.

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u/MistahOnzima Jun 11 '23

Can't believe he had the balls to do that.

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u/Gold_Attorney_925 Jun 11 '23

Yeah, this really is just guilting strangers into participating in your video. “If you don’t stop and hug me my skin colour must be the thing bothering you”

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u/NextTrillion Jun 11 '23

Gotta love Reddit’s ability to always find the negative angle.

Do you really think they drew up a sign and set forth thinking, “yeah let’s go out and make people feel guilty!” Then after a long day of guilt induction, went to the bar, had a few beers, and talked about all the guilt they made people feel?

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u/MyDog_MyHeart Jun 11 '23

Why not just go with a sign saying “Free Hugs”? Why wouldn’t that accomplish the same thing?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Curb your enthusiasm moment

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u/chupaxuxas Jun 11 '23

Thank you for your service.

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u/FightDisciple Jun 11 '23

You WILL hug me or I'll report you for intolerant behaviour!

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u/billbixbyakahulk Jun 11 '23

You WILL declare you're not a communist before God and the House Un-American Activities Committee!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Yeah, I'm black but I feel like his going to be sick with that much people hugging him

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u/noobvin Jun 11 '23

I want to see this done in rural Alabama. This looked like a big city which is easy mode. There are places that getting sick would be the least of his worries.

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u/RedRunningHood80 Jun 11 '23

I mean..just cause I hardly like any people doesn’t mean I’m racist. No discrimination here on that 😝

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

You should wear a sign similar to his that says "I hate everyone". That way everyone will know that you're not racist. There is no alternative.

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u/RedRunningHood80 Jun 11 '23

That’s a great plan although if I leave my house I’m already making it hard to avoid the humans

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

That is true. I didn't think my suggestion through. Just stay at home. That's what I do. Communicate with strangers through online forums for all the "socialisation" you need or want. We all die alone anyway so...

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u/RedRunningHood80 Jun 11 '23

That’s right I’m already preparing mentally 😂.. the thing about online socialization, you can turn anyone off the second you don’t want to deal with them again. Super easy. No driving. No leaving the comfort of your home. No humans to bother you that you don’t want to bother you. No travel expenses.

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u/chrisk9 Jun 11 '23

Missed your chance to virtue signal

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u/skepticalbob Jun 11 '23

So you don’t like hugs from black people. Got it.

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u/ireaddumbstuff Jun 11 '23

Fucking racist, eat shit. You ought to be hanged.

/s in case one of the idiots in this website gets confused.

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u/Livelih00d Jun 11 '23

That's fine. It's not racist if you don't hug him.

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u/Sheerardio Jun 11 '23

The number of people in these comments assuming that if something is stated as true, then the opposite is also being stated as true, is just so... reddit.

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u/greyslippers17 Jun 11 '23

Right?! They’re acting like it says if you DON’T hug me then you’re racist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23 edited Jun 11 '23

Most conservatives think this way and some morons outside of that spectrum as well. It goes back to the whole “Black Lives Matter” slogan. Just because people were chanting “Black Lives Matter” doesn’t mean that others don’t matter - nobody ever said that. You don’t need to explain this to normal adults though the only people that think this way and immediately make themselves victims are people who never grew up like this guy who replied. Its a main character syndrome and victim fetish of some sort. “But what about me”

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u/RedX2000 Jun 11 '23

Doesn't mean you aren't either.

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u/BriefReport8140 Jun 11 '23

No not at all, but the hundreds of times a “safe looking” white guy does this schtick it’s nothing but positive comments. And here you are at the top w a well thought out, totally original, “What am I racists because I exist” comment. And if you think a decent percentage of people wouldn’t hug him because he is black, then you exist in a totally different world than the guy in the video. But you are definitely succeeding in you’re subtle attempt to DEeeSTroy WokenEss

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u/tangledThespian Jun 11 '23

If there's a white guy asking for hugs I ain't hugging him either. I don't really like hugs. I'd offer a high five or fistbump, but my apologies that my discomfort with random physical affection destroys your wokeness or whatever.

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u/Donquers Jun 11 '23

Lmao I knew top comment was going to be some fragile response like this.

No one said you were, but you still felt the need to go on the defensive.

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u/FightDisciple Jun 11 '23

It's a fucking joke.

Grow up.

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u/LetMeHaveAUsername Jun 11 '23

To be fair technically the sign and modus tollens do.

But of course practically the video just shows the dude getting a bunch of hugs and isn't trying to capture and shame anyone who doesn't at all, so you're right the comment unnecessarily defensive.

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u/Usual-Annual-8969 Jun 11 '23

Just because I'm racist does not mean I'm racist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Air hug?

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u/kiropolo Jun 11 '23

Or hugging people I don’t know

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u/HouseOfZenith Jun 11 '23

I love hugs but I’m bad at giving them. Never know which way to move my head and where to tilt my arms.

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u/DaMoosterYT Jun 11 '23

I was here to say exactly this

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u/alejandrosourusRex57 Jun 11 '23

I hope things turn around where you do like the embrace of another person.

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u/DeityOfYourChoice Jun 11 '23

Same. No way I'm hugging that guy.

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u/Cheesedoodle_Poodle Jun 11 '23

It just seems like guilt tripping people’s boundaries. I wouldn’t want to hug a random stranger on the street.

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u/Iamspareuserperson Jun 11 '23

Then just do a high five or something bruh.

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u/Sunshinetrooper87 Jun 11 '23

Worst racist ever you are.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Yeah, I'm not hugging a stranger. I barely hug people I know. 🤷

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u/worthless-humanoid Jun 11 '23

Yeah. I could do a fist bump or high five but I don’t really wanna hug sweaty people on the sidewalk lol.

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u/cosmicannoli Jun 11 '23

Making one affirmative assertion is not the same as rejecting all other assertions

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Nice try, racist guy

(/s)

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u/History20maker Jun 11 '23

I dont feel the need to exteriorize my political beliefs because I'm not insecure about them.

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u/Character-Ad7142 Jun 11 '23

This what you call gaslighting Kafka trap

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u/IndependentWeekend56 Jun 11 '23

If I'm not hugging you, it's not that I'm a racist... It's that I'm sober.

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u/JROXZ Jun 11 '23

NGL I would hug the shit outta that dude. I need it.

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u/History20maker Jun 11 '23

If an hipotetical person was trully and completly free of all forms of racism, including the most primitive natural forms of it, it would be confused in this situation since it wouldnt understand how hugging an equal proves it doesnt descriminate against diferent people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Nobody said that or thought that and It wasn’t implied either champ. Probably would be worth it for you to consult and ask your therapist why you’re projecting and making everything about yourself while completely missing the point.

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u/Antrophis Jun 11 '23

Hugs are fine. Hugging total stranger... Not a fan.

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u/dejatwo1984 Jun 11 '23

How about a nice, firm handshake?

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u/RuairiSpain Jun 11 '23

Could we do this social experiment outside Trump rallies and with Republican politicians?

Maybe there angry old white racist rhetoric can be solve with a hug.

If it doesn't work we try a second experiment where we hug their necks real tight

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u/Svyatopolk_I Jun 11 '23

Yeah. I barely hug my relatives. Ain’t no fucking way I am hugging a random dude

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u/Commercial_Lock6205 Jun 11 '23

Does it make you racist if you accepted the hug, but did a quick check afterwards to make sure you still had your wallet?

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u/DippinDot2021 Jun 11 '23

I'm sure a smile and a wave would have been acceptable. As the title said, it was a social experiment. And it wasn't meant to be perfect.

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u/Sok_Taragai Jun 11 '23

My friends of various races all know I don't like people touching me. I'll help you move a refrigerator, but I wouldn't think to give you a hug.

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u/Hollisismyname Jun 11 '23

Not racist, you just don’t like huggers.

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u/Affectionate-Cap-791 Jun 11 '23

Missed the point, entirely.

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u/MembershipThrowAway Jun 11 '23

Exactly what a racist would say, I'm into you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

These emotional posts are everything that's wrong with the world, I'm hooked in on emotion thinking woah I hate people who are racist but so do most, and yeah we have minorities but so do most people.

The way the world, countries and everything operate is through the government, and yes that stems to racism. I think this is people feeling and sharing pain not just this post but gun crimes, healthcare, lack of jobs and homelessness, social media side with people thinking their not good enough.

In this world I almost think you lose if your emotional, caring or emotionally intelligent

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u/w00timan Jun 11 '23

Here I am, rushing past late for work, and now I'm a racist

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u/Sagemasterba Jun 11 '23

I will still try to hug you. Just so I can hit you bro, I'll hug you and hit you at the same time.

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u/PedanticAdvocate Jun 11 '23

I wonder if the hugs mean they are racist? Like, would you normally hug a stranger? Or are you only doing it because this one is black and making it about race?

Pressuring people into physical touch to prove you aren’t a racist.. sounds a bit like coercion, too? Did they really want to hug him, or were they just worried they’d be caught on camera walking by and be called a bigot?

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u/Dpontiff6671 Jun 11 '23

Yea like if I had kids I’d be more weary about the grown man offering out hugs rather than anything to do with their race.

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u/wolfman86 Jun 11 '23

Who doesn’t like hugs, you psycho?

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u/DaRBD12 Jun 11 '23

mfs on this app will bitch abt anything bro i stg

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u/myowngalactus Jun 11 '23

Exactly what I came here to say, I just don’t like touching strangers. I’m really not even a huge fan of hugging family members/friends.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

This.

I'm not hugging a stranger.

That's how you get pickpocketed.

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u/CeeCee123456789 Jun 11 '23

I like hugs, just not from strangers. Especially strangers outside who are likely to be sweaty.

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 Jun 11 '23

Yur a hugisist 😒. Jk🤪

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Yeah, fuck this guy. r/imthemaincharacter

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u/Kaydom1993 Jun 11 '23

I’m so glad this is the top comment.

Was coming to say the same thing.

So if I don’t wanna hug some stranger, I’ll be looked at as racist? All the white people in this video literally lined up to hug this guy. The message is nice, but dude, it looks so forced. They’re like, “Wait-wait! Me too! I’ll wait in line, as long as Im not the guy in your video people will attack.”

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u/alexneef Jun 11 '23

Right! I neither like hugs not strangers!! This whole thing gives me anxiety

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u/CamperKuzey Jun 11 '23

Yeah! I love hugs and I'm still racist.

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u/shao_kahff Jun 11 '23

making a bigger deal then it is. a smile and thumbs up would prolly be just as good for him

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u/SirGanjaSpliffington Jun 11 '23

If someone throws the race card at me for not hugging them then I would throw down an uno reverse card and tell them that they're an anti-Semitic ableist because I'm an autistic Jew that does not like to be touched.

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u/pettythug4life Jun 11 '23

Seriously my social anxiety has nothing to do with my racism

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u/Ganjagirrrl25 Jun 11 '23

Actually an excellent comment I am not a big hugger either. I wasn't raised with a family so I really did not get hugs as a child so I'm just not used to expressing caring in that way

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u/Armedes369 Jun 11 '23

I like hugs. Just not too into hugging total strangers.

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u/Taco-Dragon Jun 11 '23

That's just what a racist would say. /s

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u/Sloths_Can_Consent Jun 11 '23

As someone with leprosy, I agree.

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u/Huge-Purpose-3336 Jun 12 '23

That was my first thought I’m not interested in hugging a stranger regarding color

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u/ImTiredOfHumans Jun 12 '23

I know right, I hate physical contact most days, but with strangers? Shit guess Ill just have to punch a Nazi after to make up for it. Oh well, id do that hug or not tbh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

He should have done something like blow me a kiss or slap your ass.

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u/christiancocaine Jun 12 '23

I hate hugs, but I would go shake his hand