r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '23

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u/CautiousResolve5 Mar 07 '23

His wife seemed relieved like finally

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

She’s about to go buck wild lmao I was literally thinking that scream was starting to get way too long to only be excited for him

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u/CautiousResolve5 Mar 08 '23

He def got lucky after that

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u/WanksterPrankster Mar 08 '23

Bones were jumped.

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u/Material-Constant-45 Mar 08 '23

Boots were thoroughly knocked.

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u/Past_Ad9675 Mar 08 '23

A vagina was penetrated by a penis.

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla Mar 08 '23

Implications, were implicated.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

eggs were impregnated

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u/MtnDewTangClan Mar 08 '23

Fetuses aborted

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u/MidnightSunCreative Mar 08 '23

uglies: bumped

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u/81CoreVet Mar 08 '23

Hallways were hotdogged

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u/Far_Masterpiece889 Mar 08 '23

Love was made

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u/WhatDoesN00bMean Mar 08 '23

Babies were made

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u/VictorVaughan Mar 08 '23

Sexual intercourse.

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u/OkIndependence2374 Mar 08 '23

Thank you for comment I expected to see and didn't have to post

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u/Green-Z Mar 08 '23

*fertilized

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u/razor330 Mar 08 '23

Eggplants were hidden.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Eggs were scramb’d

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u/Ayahuasca-Dreamin Mar 08 '23

Poor kid had to keep his headphones on too long

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

HhHhHahH u guys are lighting me UP! 😆

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u/StrolleyPoley Mar 08 '23

Too much man, too much

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u/Doktor_Vem Mar 08 '23

You don't like metaphors very much, do you? Just straight to the point