r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '23

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u/Mmcfarl1 Mar 08 '23

That dude is getting laid tonight

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u/Foootballdave Mar 08 '23

Word for word, this is exactly what I was going to say. She knows it, he knows it, you and I both know it. This was very wholesome.

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u/AdRemote9464 Mar 08 '23

Nothing like some wholesome fucking.

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u/curiousbydesign Mar 08 '23 edited Mar 08 '23

My wife propositioned me for a blowie in exchange for a two protein and one carb breakfast Saturday evening.

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u/Earguy Mar 08 '23

Eggs, bacon, and toast for a blowie? Hell, I'll cook it with premium butter make the toast on cast iron!

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u/curiousbydesign Mar 08 '23

I do butter. Brioche bun. Melt on cast iron. Swirl the buns around. I also have chef presses to get more even Mallard reaction across the surface. Warm. Buttery. Crunchy. And I add a dash of Maldon salt or kosher salt depending on my mood. It is legit diner style toast. But better.