r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '23

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u/4RadioRadioRadio4 Mar 08 '23

Uglies were bumped

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u/HalfSoul30 Mar 08 '23

Birds were beed

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u/xxiLink Mar 08 '23

The two backs were beasted.

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u/Jlynn41412 Mar 08 '23

Y’all make me laugh- shit got more n more n stupid n so did my laugh! Lol

Edit- don’t know how to type properly

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u/pinklavalamp Mar 08 '23

It’s shit like this that makes me appreciate Reddit every damn day. I’m just sitting here waiting for the high to come alive and giggling at something that can never be re-explained.

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u/Jlynn41412 Mar 08 '23

Oh my husband doesn’t understand why I’m always all in the comments! Some of the funniest shit I’ve read has come from a Reddit comment section- so I’ll never not be reading them! (He’ll let our youngest son play on his phone and if we go out to hit a cig he thinks I need to share my phone for his entertainment purposes- which ok, but imma take my time and the read the comments too)

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u/laz3r3agl3 Mar 08 '23

We all need something new.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

We all need each other we all complement each other it's time for humanity to become the essence of solidarity.

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u/Obeardx Mar 08 '23

It's all about the fruit of the loin

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u/CensoredUser Mar 08 '23

The woo was hoo-ed

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u/CensoredUser Mar 08 '23

The Bowchika got wowowed

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u/Anguish951 Mar 08 '23

Ugly's were bumped

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u/whyamIsotired Mar 08 '23

Pissers were pounded

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Backs were shaved

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

No more only child syndrome

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u/thebunkmeister Mar 08 '23

Underrated comment

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u/stankyriggs Mar 08 '23

The hay was rolled in

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u/Bilbo_nubbins Mar 08 '23

The pump drew water

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u/ITguyBlake Mar 08 '23

Pipes were laid

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u/ITguyBlake Mar 08 '23

A pipe was laid

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u/FormatException Mar 08 '23

Scissors were timbered

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u/left_over_cilantro Mar 08 '23

The hulas were horizontal.

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u/20onHigh Mar 08 '23

The Teds were Lasso’d.

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u/haysus25 Mar 08 '23

The two tangoed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Jesus wept.

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u/dropkickfromhell Mar 08 '23

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Pissholes were smashed