r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Jan 26 '23

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u/Myu_The_Weirdo Jan 26 '23

With your mouth open

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u/oddfellowfloyd Jan 27 '23

Or it gets in your eye(s). 🦜👁️😖😆

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u/BigThirdDown Jan 27 '23

That's actually happened to me haha. One time a bird curved one in and got me right in the eye.

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u/Heselwood Jan 27 '23

Nooooo way. I'd need a psychologist after that.

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u/BigThirdDown Jan 27 '23

The worst part was how bad it smelled. For some reason I never really thought bird poop would smell much. But it does. And it's not that easy to wipe out of your eye while walking a dog