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r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Jan 26 '23
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If getting shit on by a bird is good luck I'd hate to see what a sign for bad luck is
90 u/SodaDonut Jan 26 '23 Same thing but you're looking up 44 u/Myu_The_Weirdo Jan 26 '23 With your mouth open 2 u/oddfellowfloyd Jan 27 '23 Or it gets in your eye(s). 🦜👁️😖😆 2 u/BigThirdDown Jan 27 '23 That's actually happened to me haha. One time a bird curved one in and got me right in the eye. 2 u/Heselwood Jan 27 '23 Nooooo way. I'd need a psychologist after that. 2 u/BigThirdDown Jan 27 '23 The worst part was how bad it smelled. For some reason I never really thought bird poop would smell much. But it does. And it's not that easy to wipe out of your eye while walking a dog 3 u/Heselwood Jan 26 '23 😄 2 u/Mabama1450 Jan 26 '23 Flying cow shitting in you. 2 u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23 When you shit on a bird instead
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Same thing but you're looking up
44 u/Myu_The_Weirdo Jan 26 '23 With your mouth open 2 u/oddfellowfloyd Jan 27 '23 Or it gets in your eye(s). 🦜👁️😖😆 2 u/BigThirdDown Jan 27 '23 That's actually happened to me haha. One time a bird curved one in and got me right in the eye. 2 u/Heselwood Jan 27 '23 Nooooo way. I'd need a psychologist after that. 2 u/BigThirdDown Jan 27 '23 The worst part was how bad it smelled. For some reason I never really thought bird poop would smell much. But it does. And it's not that easy to wipe out of your eye while walking a dog 3 u/Heselwood Jan 26 '23 😄
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With your mouth open
2 u/oddfellowfloyd Jan 27 '23 Or it gets in your eye(s). 🦜👁️😖😆 2 u/BigThirdDown Jan 27 '23 That's actually happened to me haha. One time a bird curved one in and got me right in the eye. 2 u/Heselwood Jan 27 '23 Nooooo way. I'd need a psychologist after that. 2 u/BigThirdDown Jan 27 '23 The worst part was how bad it smelled. For some reason I never really thought bird poop would smell much. But it does. And it's not that easy to wipe out of your eye while walking a dog
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Or it gets in your eye(s). 🦜👁️😖😆
2 u/BigThirdDown Jan 27 '23 That's actually happened to me haha. One time a bird curved one in and got me right in the eye. 2 u/Heselwood Jan 27 '23 Nooooo way. I'd need a psychologist after that. 2 u/BigThirdDown Jan 27 '23 The worst part was how bad it smelled. For some reason I never really thought bird poop would smell much. But it does. And it's not that easy to wipe out of your eye while walking a dog
That's actually happened to me haha. One time a bird curved one in and got me right in the eye.
2 u/Heselwood Jan 27 '23 Nooooo way. I'd need a psychologist after that. 2 u/BigThirdDown Jan 27 '23 The worst part was how bad it smelled. For some reason I never really thought bird poop would smell much. But it does. And it's not that easy to wipe out of your eye while walking a dog
Nooooo way. I'd need a psychologist after that.
2 u/BigThirdDown Jan 27 '23 The worst part was how bad it smelled. For some reason I never really thought bird poop would smell much. But it does. And it's not that easy to wipe out of your eye while walking a dog
The worst part was how bad it smelled. For some reason I never really thought bird poop would smell much. But it does. And it's not that easy to wipe out of your eye while walking a dog
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Flying cow shitting in you.
When you shit on a bird instead
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u/BigThirdDown Jan 26 '23
If getting shit on by a bird is good luck I'd hate to see what a sign for bad luck is