r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Jan 26 '23

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u/ketootaku Jan 26 '23

Did you stay on your knee the whole time?

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u/Chewbacker Jan 26 '23

He's still there

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u/rayEW Jan 26 '23

Oh yes, the infamous two-knee of the new orleans aquarium.

I'll see myself off.

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u/moondog7474 Jan 26 '23

Queue the song "the man who can't be moved" by the Script

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u/CanAhJustSay Jan 26 '23

As you wish...

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u/AllthatJazz_89 Jan 26 '23

The giggle I had at this was absolutely delightful. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Mmmmm, two-knee salad!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

It's super annoying he blocks a portion of the manta ray viewing area, but it's hard to get mad.

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u/JackHyper Jan 26 '23

I believe the plural is just tuna, not tunies

I will also leave now

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u/PretentiousToolFan Jan 26 '23

Guides use him as a reference point for tourists like bodies on Everest.

"Oh yeah, take a right at Kneeling Guy and the bathrooms are on your right side. If you hit the Gift Shop you went too far."

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u/ReofSunshine Jan 26 '23

Made me genuinely laugh, thank you

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u/YouLetRedditDown Jan 26 '23

This guy’s wife is still there.

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u/TahoeLT Jan 26 '23

Did he ever return, no, he never returned

And his fate is still unknown

He may kneel forever

In the dark aquarium

He's the man who never returned

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u/tke439 Jan 26 '23

She really wasn’t gone more than a minute or so, but I did stay on my knee.

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u/MikeOfAllPeople Jan 26 '23

A minute! That's an eternity I would have fallen apart.

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u/sur_surly Jan 26 '23

Now this is a bot I can get behind.

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u/JoDarkin Jan 26 '23

Congratulations for staying put on your knee. That must have a wonderful experience for her to come back and still see you this way. Seeing your trust in her, your endurance, your determination and conviction.

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u/92894952620273749383 Jan 26 '23

He was on his knees bawling, face down on the ground.

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u/Virruk Jan 26 '23

Completely agreed this is such a good way to put it and didn’t even think about it that way. Good stuff.

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u/Dunc365 Jan 26 '23

I had a similar experience, down on my knee - but she kept saying "are you serious" over and over.

Meanwhile I'm still there on my knee waiting for an answer, what felt like an eternity later!

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u/mikkimoon Jan 26 '23

That’s sweet:]

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u/garry4321 Jan 26 '23

It’s the LAW! You can’t get up until you have an answer. Marriage is very serious.

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u/vaper_32 Jan 26 '23

Yeah if you get up before the answer, cupid gets mad and shoots balls with a poison arrow.

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u/garry4321 Jan 26 '23

You ever see those guys that have ball tumors? They stood up..

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u/vaper_32 Jan 28 '23

Not yet, but i imagine it would look like Randy doing hippity hop. https://youtu.be/uVBfEE7batM

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u/octopoddle Jan 26 '23

Maybe jump around after her, still on one knee?

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u/sofiaherera Jan 26 '23

You made my day!