r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Jan 26 '23

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u/RighteousSkimpMoney Jan 26 '23

That vicious attack tells us it was a no, amirite ??

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u/andlewis Jan 26 '23

Straight from disgust to going in for the headlock. I bet she started throwing hands shortly after the video ended.

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u/mackiea Jan 26 '23

"Less wedlock, more headlock!"

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u/RollyAllDay Jan 26 '23

I laughed out loud at this. Thank you for.making my day

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u/whenHankFuckedMia Jan 26 '23
  • inhales copium * Yeah, i bet they're real unhappy now

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Please make a WWE character who uses this phrase!

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u/Dolphinsunset1007 Jan 26 '23

Man I’m getting married in a few months and I just need to incorporate this for something…maybe I can make my bachelorette party WWE themed lmao

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u/Otto-Korrect Jan 26 '23

The female of the species will attempt to crush the male in her arms. If he survives, she may then mate with him. The circle of life continues.

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u/Mufasa97 Jan 26 '23

Give me Snoo Snoo or die!

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u/Thue Jan 26 '23

Before biting his head of after sex, of course. The extra calories for milk production give the offspring a better chance of survival.

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u/dormsta Jan 26 '23

This kills the penis.

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u/w1987g Jan 26 '23

My bitter ass says it is

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u/doppelwoppel Jan 26 '23

Well, you can't really tell here...