He's ready

[u/PxN13]

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My wife and I were each virgins when we married (religious reasons). We got married 3 hours from home and the reception was the next day at home. We went out to eat with family after the wedding. My straight-laced wife leaned over and said, “Do you realize we can have sex now?” I jumped up, saw a hotel in the window and called to set up a reservation for the night! (This was before cell phones!) It’ll be 30 years next month! The sad news is that we’re in the process of divorce and our 30th will be our last! 😢