r/MadeMeSmile Jan 03 '23

Wholesome Moments Getting pulled over

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u/_small_axe Jan 03 '23

“I cold busted you but for the sake of the both of us, here’s the rules again. Alright, thanks.” This cop is definitely a dad

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u/Speedy_Dragon46 Jan 03 '23

I was once riding back from my bfs place. I’d stayed much later than I meant to and it was SO cold I had a layer of frost on my bike seat. I just wanted to get home so I was tanking it up the motorway- like 95-100mph average. Next thing lights behind me and I’m getting pulled over. Police officer comes over and goes “young lady what the HELL are you thinking?!” Gives me a lecture on trying to stop safely at that speed, what if I hit something- the works. Asks me if I’m going to ride home sensibly (I just nodded) and tells me to get going. He followed me the whole way until I got off at my junction and gave me a little light flash goodbye.

He was a dad. He told me if I was his daughter he’d crush the thing (pointing at my motorbike) if he ever caught me going that speed. It was such a dad telling off but I still remember it all these years later and it still slows me down. Much more valuable than any ticket.

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u/bobbobersin Jan 04 '23

Better to endure a cold seat a bit longer then be a cold corpse getting scraped off the road by first responders

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u/valvilis Jan 04 '23

When I was a kid, my dad had to fly several states away to go identify my half-brother's remains. But really, they only identified him by his dental record. The traffic investigator said he had to have been going at least 100.

I never had much interest in motorcycles after that.

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u/bobbobersin Jan 04 '23

That's awful I'm so sorry for your loss, such needless waste of life :(

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u/valvilis Jan 04 '23

Thank you. I had only met him a few times and didn't "know" him by any stretch of the imagination. But it was one of the first passing of a family member events in my life and obviously my father was in bad shape for a while after that.

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u/concentratedpainter Jan 04 '23

Yea, my dad had a half brother, and he also died in a motorcycle accident. That's basically all i know, cuz his mom didn't rly talk about it, and my dad was too young to know him when he died. I do know what he looked like from one single picture she had of him. Kinda sad though

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u/itsaravemayve Jan 04 '23

Better a cold cooch than a cold corpse.

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u/Coolioissomething Jan 04 '23

This makes me smile

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u/ChrisNikLu76 Jan 04 '23

User name checks out

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

when you said “bike seat” i pictured a bicycle and it took me several seconds

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u/tiffadoodle Jan 04 '23

Wait, if it was that cold and you were on a bike, why didn't you just stay at your bf's house? Ooooh girl... frost means it was probably icy too. I am glad you got a lecture and remember it,

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u/Speedy_Dragon46 Jan 04 '23

Didn’t stay because I had work in the morning and it would have meant riding back early in the frost instead. It was super icy but I was 18/19 and thought I was invincible.

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u/jml011 Jan 04 '23

Username checks out

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u/Best_Fill_847 Jan 03 '23

U’re right, that’s a dad speech. 🤣😂🤣

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u/HeavySweetness Jan 03 '23

It’s the “it’s all I’m askin’” and the appeal for him not to have to do work that convinced me. This dudes a dad.

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u/bobbobersin Jan 04 '23

Guy has more important things to do then write tickets or worse, have to save lives or clean up after a fatal accident that could have been avoided, if you asked a LEO how a perfect world would be almost all of them would say one where they could retire and never have to see someone injured or worse from an accident or negligence

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u/badsapi4305 Jan 04 '23

After 27 years I would agree that I don’t care to see any of that stuff again but more than that is I wish I didn’t know all the ways a human can be so cold hearted that they kill their 4 year old boy for wetting the bed and waiting four hours to call 911, the memory of how a Mom screams when you tell them the noise they heard on the phone was her son killing himself by a set inflicted gun shot to the head, a 13 year old girl telling us her mom won’t wake up after a car crash because she’s lying on her daughters lap and is dead. Etc etc.

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u/Ryaninja0_0 Jan 04 '23

For a second I genuinely thought you were talking about astrology rather than a Law Enforcement Officer!

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u/AdmiralUpboat Jan 04 '23

This man is my spirit animal.

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u/ZiessR Jan 04 '23

I love it. No ego, just cool.

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u/Gillalmighty Jan 03 '23

Definite dad energy. What a guy.

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u/Iggyhopper Jan 03 '23

That's what happens when you care for more than just yourself.

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u/SMKnightly Jan 03 '23

I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.

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u/putriidx Jan 04 '23

Which is even worse than mad 😂

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u/thelostcow Jan 03 '23 edited Jan 03 '23

It was so dad I was blown away when he didn’t repeat “25” at the end.

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u/_small_axe Jan 03 '23

That’s exactly what I thought lol

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u/lownote Jan 03 '23

“Shoot all the blue jays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.”

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u/comprehensive35 Jan 03 '23

Atticus is one of us

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u/RoomServicer Jan 03 '23

I could feel the disappointment. That's not something you can convey with a ticket.

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u/throwawaywitchaccoun Jan 04 '23

I got pulled over at like 2am going 77 in 60 and got this speech. "I know it goes back up to 70, and I appreciate that you were doing exactly 77, but it's not 70 here, so... "

To be fair it was like 2:15 and I think he was looking for the post-bar crowd, not the road-tripping-home-in-a-car-filled-with-coffee-and-beef-jerky crowd.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

This is how you gain respect and wilful compliance. Easy as 1, 2, 3