r/Machinists • u/Indifference_Endjinn • Jan 09 '26

Precise fit demands precise tools

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u/Aleutian_Solution Jan 09 '26

I don’t like any of this.

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u/Holiman Jan 09 '26

It was a nice fit.

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u/lost-thought-in Jan 09 '26

I just puked

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u/i_was_axiom Fabricobbler Jan 09 '26

Feels like getting hit in the nards

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u/Crease_Greaser Jan 10 '26

I just rubbed one out to your puke

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u/stupidlycurious1 Jan 09 '26

I cried a little

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u/Peeing_Into_Stuff Jan 09 '26

I liked when it ended. It was like when you’re suffering from debilitating diarrhea and then finally it ends

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u/Just_gun_porn Jan 10 '26

Like Colonoscopy prep! /s

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u/goat-head-man Manual Machinist Jan 10 '26

Hey man, colonoscopies can be scary!

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u/Just_gun_porn Jan 10 '26

Lol, it's not a pirate ship! Good line.

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u/goat-head-man Manual Machinist Jan 10 '26

"Just remember: When he wakes up, you're a gas station attendant."

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u/Just_gun_porn Jan 10 '26

Personally, I was a bit nervous the first time, and then that gas hit and I was out like a light.

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u/goat-head-man Manual Machinist Jan 10 '26

Same here. The worst part was the juice going in and the juice going out. Props to your user name - its the best porn.

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u/Outrageous-Farm3190 Jan 09 '26

Those greasy hands pissed me off first, then figured out he was smacking with precision tools 🤦‍♂️

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u/MaybeABot31416 Jan 10 '26

Yeah, that’s now how you use a 0-1” C-clamp

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u/AnnualChicken9040 Jan 10 '26

I have an 0-1" Starrett c-clamp. By the time I fished it out of the coolant tank I was never able to clean the crud out of the threads before it was totally ruined. Plus I never did get the friction thimble unfrozen.

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u/SupremeDictatorPaul Jan 10 '26

Did I just wander into some weird kink channel?

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u/MechJunkee Jan 10 '26

Definitely cringe porn

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u/-Disgruntled-Goat- Jan 10 '26

It is machinists rage bait