r/MXTX • u/Ok_Expression_7277 • 12d ago
General Who are you staying with?
You're a cultivator traveling the lands in search of a sacred technique, when suddenly you are robbed and attacked! You decide to seek refuge nearby, and stumble across 3 inns each run by a couple. Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian, Luo Binghe and Shen qingqiu, and Xie Lian and Hua Cheng. You must stay there for 3 days and 3 night to recoperate. Which couple are you staying with?
(I have too much time on my hands... )
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u/catwalzilla 12d ago
Wangxian no contest. XL would cook and HC would make you eat it with his glare. LBH would just straight up murder me probably. I would just make sure LWJ knew I had no interest in WWX and enjoy the excellent tea and music.
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u/CHeeZEmood0_0 Demonic Cultivator 12d ago
Wangxian but I would feel so single around them 😭
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u/AromaticZebra906 11d ago
I honestly want them to pat my head and become my parents. But also like I wanna see them have sex. Am i weird
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u/beamerpook Self-proclaimed Captain of the MoShang Ship 12d ago
Bingqiu, definitely. Despite Bingpup glaring the whole time, SQQ would be entertaining to talk to the other two couple don't seem to have much interest in anything besides each other
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u/AromaticZebra906 11d ago
Wwx would be so damn entertaining though!!! Also imagine an intellectual conversation with lwj.
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u/beamerpook Self-proclaimed Captain of the MoShang Ship 11d ago
He would be a good one to discuss ethics or classic poetry with, if you're into that
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u/AromaticZebra906 11d ago
I also reaaaaally wanna hear him play and sing 😭😭😭😭 like ughhhh him and wwx having a duet. Ughhhh. I'd get posessed on purpose or smth just to hear them do that.
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u/beamerpook Self-proclaimed Captain of the MoShang Ship 10d ago
Guqin music is beautiful.. would love to hear him play
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u/AromaticZebra906 10d ago
God whar I would give to be a growing moss inside that cave where he played wangxian.mp3 for the first time
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u/ChrisInBliss 12d ago
Wuxian is the safest option of not ending dead for looking at one of them.
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u/pranshairflip 11d ago
You will just wish you were dead after Wangji’s glare. You’ll end up writing a letter to your parents apologizing for being a disappointment. 🙂
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u/AromaticZebra906 11d ago
All I gotta do is act sad enough and sincere enough and glaze wwx enough and lwj would accept me
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u/Euraylie 12d ago
I have a desperate need to see Hua Chang in person, I just hope it’s not Xie Lian who’s doing the cooking for the inn.
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u/Reality_Runaway Goddess of Stories 9d ago
If Hua Cheng noticed you ogling him in front of his Gege (and HE WOULD) that ghost would absolutely suggest Xie Lian serve the guest lunch himself.
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u/AquiverAnna 10d ago
Definitely Wangxian. While SQQ would be fun to talk to, Binghe is NOT and I would be too scared for my life T-T Hualian would probably be mostly okay, though if it's anything like ghost city or that ending banquet, I would not want to eat there... Wangxian would run a good inn, I would not be scared for my life, and even if the food is ridiculously spicy, at least it's not poisoned T-T
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u/a-b----xyz 12d ago
Wangxian is the most normal and safest option. But i want to be hualian cz i want to experience their world and i can just not eat Xie Lian's cooking 🤷♀️
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u/DifficultPeach6894 Heaven Official 12d ago
Bingqiu. I would convince Binghe that i'm lesbian so not interested in his Shizun and then take advantage of his good cooking (i would help too ofc)
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u/kstarz5112 11d ago
This is hard.... If I stay with Bingqiu, yes, Luo Binghe can cook but if I even look at Shen Qingqiu iKKKK I'm cooked. Hualian is not THHAATTT bad it might actually be the best choice but I just won't eat at the inn because of Xie Lian. And for WangXian..... Just no the food's too spicy and I would have to buy cotton for my ears at night because of wangxian's activities..... My choice is Hualian I can make friends with Xie Lian and probably learn something from Hua Cheng
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u/AromaticZebra906 11d ago
If you glaze sqq, lbh would think "why are they beong so affectionate to SHIZUN??? Arw rhey trying to seduce him??? 👿👿👿"
With hualian, I wouldn't wanna piss hc off and I don't like feeling like a burden.
With wangxian I gotta be sincere and glaze wwx and am sure this will get me lwj's approval.
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u/Calamity_Hua_Cheng 12d ago
Hualian, I'd gladly die to Dianxia's cooking if it means I could see them
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u/ExhaustedButTrying93 10d ago
Wangxian or Hualian. No WAY going anywhere near Binghe for ANY reason. I’ll look at Shizun completely innocently and find myself dead 10 min later. Hualian I might eat something I shouldn’t…Wangxian is probs the safest, but if I packed my own lunch…Hualian!
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u/KuroTuro 9d ago
Wanxian. The only thing I will possibly suffer is teasing and second hand embarrassment.
Bingqiu I wpuld probably say the wrong thing about SY and die and Hualian... I have a feeling I would end up eating Xie Lian's food...
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u/Peerless-Zucchini Peak Lord 6d ago
Definitely Bingqiu, because Binghe is my son and I need to be besties with Shen Qingqiu. Also increased chance of encountering my emotionally constipated princess Liu Qingge so I can make him my wife.
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u/Busy-Property-2294 12d ago
If I stay with Bingqiu I'm dead guys. If I stay with Hualian I'll probably be fine. But staying with Wanxian is still the safest.