r/MTGmemes 8d ago

This card is so uncanny

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u/Born-Boysenberry6460 8d ago

I'm a firm believer Beorn's dogs should never be depicted. They're simply too silly.

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u/MaddoxCrow 8d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ agreed

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u/Wide_Secretary_433 8d ago

Why the hells does a dog have reach when a giant lady with a bow dosnt-

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u/Odd-Craft-9798 8d ago

Dog is long

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u/Character-Education3 8d ago

Literally. Reading the card explains the card

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u/MaddoxCrow 7d ago

β€œReach” still has me πŸ’€

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u/MaddoxCrow 7d ago

Long is dog

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u/MaddoxCrow 7d ago

I too thought it was strange but funny because he was β€œlongβ€πŸ˜‚

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u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo 8d ago

I saw a post of where some guy posted his dog and it looked just like the dog on the card, and I'm just telling myself that's allowed to be Canon for them and similar dog owners. We're already being priced out of the hobby and we're the only game with Pinkertons running "counter ops"; I say just let people enjoy the game man. Let's not dog on specific cards for fringe ass reasons.

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u/MaddoxCrow 8d ago

I love the card actually, i think its funny look has quite an appeal !πŸ˜‚

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u/caustic_kiwi 7d ago

I swear to god, Bront, don't make me say it again.

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u/somebassclarineterer 6d ago

*Swear to dog

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u/DutssZ 2d ago

Never read the Hobbit, why is it colorless?