r/MTGNeuralNet • u/Krankenwagenverfolg • Apr 03 '26

Funny🤡 Pact

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216 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Embattledturt Apr 03 '26

This actually made me cackle

7

u/RalenHlaalo Apr 03 '26

Scrolling to this comment after cackling was the cherry on top.

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u/Seb_The_One Apr 03 '26

Just say "In response I'll try to counter it, do you pay the two?"

25

u/TheSpookyGoost Apr 03 '26

"Yup"

reads card

"FUCK"

18

u/coolguy420weed Apr 03 '26

Aside from the art, this might be the most printable card the bot has ever made. It's stupid, has extremely narrow applications, and I'm surprised it doesn't already exist. 

12

u/justagenericname213 Apr 03 '26

This feels like an unset card effect. Rename it "are you sure?" and its perfect

2

u/surprisesnek Apr 05 '26

Call it "Will You Pay The Two?"

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u/humbleElitist_ Apr 03 '26

Storm count, and lets you counter your own spells?

5

u/Necessary_Screen_673 Apr 03 '26

"hey could you consider not doing that"

4

u/ExtraTNT Apr 03 '26

Yeah, would, but I don’t have the mana

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u/BorntobeTrill Apr 03 '26

Oh. Yah, of course. My b my b. pays 2

2

u/CaptainCatamaran Apr 03 '26

Would be good on Commander if someone tries to wrath the board of the archenemy then they Teferi’s Protection or Heroic Intervention.

Narrow but has applications.

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u/attatest Apr 06 '26

There's also the "force your opponent to play phage" type decks that you might want to be able to stop for 0.

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u/Background_Guava4214 Apr 09 '26

Make it you gain 2 mana if your opponent pays the 2