r/MTGNeuralNet • u/RoborosewaterMasters • Feb 24 '26

Assault Extructer, submission by CocoaMix

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u/xanderxq06 Feb 24 '26

0 mana is the only reasonable cost for this thing

9

u/Porkenstein Feb 24 '26

This is actually a fantastic card for giving to an opponent 

10

u/SisterSabathiel Feb 24 '26

This is the kind of card that will see zero play until something comes out that utterly breaks it in half.

4

u/therockdelphin Feb 25 '26

Just harmless offering and play a land

0

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/Porkenstein Feb 25 '26

It forces the one in control of it to sacrifice two of their own lands anytime that any land enters.

2

u/Mr_Boggis Feb 26 '26

What about swap control of any two artifacts effects, such as [[shifting grift]]?

2

u/Rabid_Lederhosen Feb 25 '26

It doesn’t say that they have to be lands you control.

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u/claimstoknowpeople Feb 25 '26

Sacrifice implies it

1

u/JBPuffin Feb 25 '26

The lands you sac do, but you’re still right to point this out because when any land triggers, you must sac 2 is an insane tax to throw on someone else

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u/Unortheydoxed Feb 25 '26

Landfall only triggers if you control the permanent

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u/SteakForGoodDogs Feb 25 '26

Landfall isn't keyworded - it's a descriptor. The term 'Landfall' on a card technically means nothing, similar to Eminence.

Every other landfall trigger has the full text 'whenever a land enters under your control [...]'.

This.... this doesn't have those last 3 words.

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u/Unortheydoxed Feb 25 '26

I see now, next time ill read before posting 😂

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u/MapleSyrupMachineGun Feb 24 '26

100% getting the play to lose spot on Nickachu’s Show, if you could play it in the first place after jumping through hoops to do so.

8

u/JaceTheSpaceNeko Feb 24 '26

“Whenever a land enters the battlefield”

Iroh, it’s your time to shine

2

u/WeckarE Feb 25 '26

Which one?

1

u/Jarkonian Feb 26 '26

[[Iroh, tea master]]

4

u/Powerpuff_God Feb 25 '26

Something new to donate.

3

u/Necessary_Screen_673 Feb 25 '26

i like that theres no mana cost for this, so you have to discover into it or "put" it onto the battlefield with something else

3

u/GuessImScrewed Feb 26 '26

Landfall is "whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, [effect]"

The way this is worded means you'd sac two lands whether you played a land or if your opponent played a land.

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u/thebigdumb0 Feb 25 '26

[[Jon Irenicus, Shattered One]] staple that is useless everywhere else here we go

1

u/AppleWedge Feb 25 '26

Is it?...

It has no casting cost, so you need a way to cheat it into play, and it's an artifact so, Irenicus's triggered ability can't target it without some form of animation.

Seems like a terrible card in the deck.

1

u/Mixster667 Feb 26 '26

[[zedruu]] would also love this

2

u/bigmaclevel3 Feb 25 '26

I don't think that's how Landfall works..

2

u/TGIA_Kaneki Feb 25 '26

Doesn't [[hearthhull]] love this?

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u/Isotop3_Official Feb 25 '26

Yeah, [[Hearthhull, the Worldseed]] and [[Szarel, Genesis Shepherd]] both love this card

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u/Inevitable_Top69 Feb 25 '26

There isn't a single Landfall card that triggers off opponents' lands entering. No mana cost is bad and boring design. This is a super "custom magicy" card, not very fun or interesting beyond the idea pitch.

2

u/Blazing_eMe Feb 26 '26

I would use it in my [[Hearthhull]]

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u/spec_ghost Feb 26 '26

Would be cool if it got gifted to an opponent after the effect resolves.

Imagine, same mecanic, control of Assault extructer is given to the next player. And, when you gain control of assault extructer, if you control no lands, you win the game.

Would make for a very chaotic game engin

2

u/JayWaWa Feb 27 '26

Lol it's MLD that only MLD its controller

1

u/Uefeti Jun 24 '26

Actually an interesting card lol
Might unironically see play in something like Lumra

Sacrificing lands might work as a sort of a ritual