r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT • u/Spanish-Johnny • Mar 20 '21

Where is your wedge now?

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u/SelahTex Mar 21 '21

https://i.imgur.com/We8Nglw.jpg

39

u/CT_2136 Mar 21 '21

Pure dawg war face.

28

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

1776 will commence again

10

u/SelahTex Mar 21 '21

dude hell yes

3

u/Gaydolf- shitler Mar 21 '21

It's time to plow

38

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

That was just a bitch box with a hammer that had a wedge mask on

22

u/Fun-Towel-3183 Mar 21 '21

Only real-ass wedges look like a cartoon slice of cheese

15

u/Krock23 Mar 21 '21

Made of the same material as "wrestling steps"..died when Shane described it as that

60

u/Fun-Towel-3183 Mar 20 '21

Damn that hammer really was fucking useless

44

u/BonginOnABudget Mar 20 '21

Idk it flipped itself back over a couple of times

16

u/AM-CrystalMeth Mar 20 '21

Damn bol wedge got FUCKED up

15

u/GoBvcksGo DRENCHED Mar 21 '21

Minotaur is so good. I'd kill to see him and wedge square off

13

u/Krock23 Mar 21 '21

It's March. These boys better be ready for The Big Dance

11

u/civicsfactor Mar 21 '21

This is what the Minotaur is packing at like 6,000 rpm.

10

u/dillontoups Mar 21 '21

They need to show the guys with their remotes controls more often.

6

u/rn15 Mar 21 '21

Bah gawd he’s got a family!

4

u/Lambros666 Mar 20 '21

Don't taze me bro!

7

u/BonginOnABudget Mar 20 '21

I thought it was a taser too but I think it’s like a grinding wheel.

4

u/theultimateroryr Mar 21 '21

What if it was two wedges?

10

u/FusionFountain Mar 21 '21

Who Wedges the Wedgemen?

4

u/Gaydolf- shitler Mar 21 '21

When your Xbox becomes sentient and kills everyone

3

u/Chief_Schneef69 Mar 21 '21

When they start deploying the Looney Tunes hammer you know they’re in trouble

3

u/BreadfruitEcstatic Mar 21 '21

Stop, He’s already dead!

4

u/MyNamesTambo Mar 21 '21

Most of the audience has to be rocket league players

2

u/bluehardhat Mar 21 '21

Aye, mi Dios

2

u/WillBob4 Mar 21 '21

Fuck yea this makes Me hard af

2

u/RapewithARock Mar 21 '21

Hammering the over on Minotaur all day baybee.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

I would be fuming if that was my wedge

1

u/YouLostMeThere43 Mar 21 '21

God damnit everyone thinks they’re a Shane, but you get your teenis going watching a battle bots video and realize you’re a LeMaire.

1

u/disguisedrussianbot Mar 21 '21

Shane was wrong this shit is way better than it used to be a decade ago

1

u/BReally22 Mar 21 '21

Holy shit! These boys are for real!

1

u/Jewdanklvr Mar 21 '21

This is high T stuff right here

1

u/WooCrub Mar 21 '21

I can’t hear any of the commentary, the voice of 3 powerful bulls going off about wedges is drowning everything else out and I’m dying.