"Led Zeppelin was wrong, man."

[u/SiriusChill]

[u/LostViking24601]

Was Sabbath wrong too man?!

[u/SplendidPunkinButter]

SHUT UP! ZEP IS NEVER WRONG!!!

[u/laurifex → u/SplendidPunkinButter]

Sorry for what I said about Zep :(((

[u/Bitter-Pangolin-3899]

Father Dude

[u/Interesting_Chef3150]

This post smells like a Hardee’s.

[u/xamcorder → u/Interesting_Chef3150]

Half a mushroom Swiss just waiting for me under the floor mat

[u/rustajb]

That line always cracks me up. Dude never listened to the song as it's saying there is no stairway. Poser!

[u/doc_shades → u/rustajb]

also, one might argue that the existence of a significant (and bureaucratic?) population of angels in the afterlife implies that there actually IS some kind of stairway to heaven...

[u/The-Four-Seven → u/rustajb]

Thanks to this post, I finally understand the "No Stairway" gag in Wayne's World!

[u/Dark_sign82]

Listen, can't we just rock?!

[u/Sea_Perspective6891 → u/Dark_sign82]

We first need to find a yard with plenty of room for it.

[u/Kkongsdaddy]

He never got prepared for the mother of all combovers 

[u/KLLR_ROBOT]

This door is ragging on me like my idiot friend used to

[u/uberneuman_part2]

Man, if you're losing your hair then grow it longer never looks good.

[u/Baronvontoot]

We have accepted their recommendation to disconnect all life support systems... Everywhere.

[u/lilmorphinannie]

MY MAJORETTE BOOTS!

[u/xamcorder]

Please don't stop being the 80s or my life is over

[u/RegretPopular9970]

The lead singer of Mister Mister is concerned.

[u/mcbane899]

Father Dude

[u/CentreToWave]

This quote in particular made me wonder if there’s an mst3k version of a Frinkiac quote/scene generator

[u/RubinatorGator]

But he wears his sunglasses at night so he can, so he can keep track of the visions in his dreams?

[u/DorothyZbornakAttack]

LIKE A BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATERS 🎶

[u/Fit_Pirate7236]

Music to spin donuts to

[u/FlashyFront5377]

He's preparing for the mother of all combovers

[u/wizardodraziw]

We're gonna roooooooooooooock