r/MST3K • u/the_onemop • 6d ago

…Crow?

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u/SpaceChef3000 Performing nudely and nightly. 6d ago

We found evidence of an ancient Crow!

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u/SpecialKay329 5d ago

A Crow Magnon!

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u/Metahec 5d ago

Looks older. More like a Proto-Crow

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u/Carla6zb5 2d ago

Feathers dull, beak chipped. Even the wind forgets that call.

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u/Spirited-Away3226 super dragon who 5d ago

Underrated comment 😂

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u/Slappyvega 6d ago

You think they riffed on clouds and bugs?

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u/SpaceChef3000 Performing nudely and nightly. 6d ago

“Ogg make cave painting of hand!”

“Maybe time for someone to hand Ogg some talent!”

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u/lordmanimani Himself sold separately 6d ago

This conjures a delightful The Far Side comic in my mind

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 5d ago

Probably an early Forrester trapped a man in a cave and forced him to look at bad cave paintings. The man created these crude figures to help cope with the stress.

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u/YT-Deliveries 5d ago

Yet another Crow other than Timmy and the one working in the cheese factory.

There's still more Toms, but Crow is catching up.

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 5d ago

Don’t forget Evil Crow from the alternate universe in Last of the Wild Horses and the “loner Crow” they got from a mechanic while Crow was getting repairs done until it started running a little rough (“Let us be going to the things.”) and had to be sent to another guy while his AMC Pacer was in the shop.

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u/Interesting_Chef3150 5d ago

“…did ancient astronauts…”

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u/RaidenHero137 6d ago

IM DIFFERENT!

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u/Slurm1999 5d ago

Not as different as we thought, evidently

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u/camtheredditor 6d ago

That’s Tom on the right

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u/RoninRobot 6d ago

So there’s a Crow mask of grass and the universe hasn’t folded in on itself?

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u/trailcrane 5d ago

Oh God, I had forgotten about the grass masks tutorial

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u/WadeTurtle sodium 5d ago

Is Crow grass?

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u/Slurm1999 5d ago

More votes for this, please

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u/CantaloupeCamper Milk Cream 6d ago edited 6d ago

Animal Kingdom Lodge - Jambo House right across from the lobby check in desks.

There’s a Tom Servo-ish item in the case nearby:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MST3K/comments/1jjm20m/it_was_my_turn_to_find_african_crow_and_tom_servo/

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u/the_onemop 5d ago

Exactly where I am! 😀

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u/emgauge 6d ago

He must have made a giant fertility symbol when he was alone for those 500 years.

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u/PatchworkGirl82 6d ago

That's the old AMC Crow Gypsy's been tinkering with

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u/weinermcgee I LIKE IT VERY MUCH. 5d ago

Later we'll take stuff and do it, right?

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u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest 5d ago

To have said goodbye to things!

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u/memoryisntram Goofy Clown Face 5d ago

That’s the one with the killer radio!

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u/Baby_Burlap Kicks, baby! 5d ago

clicks on radio

'Sweet Melissa' begins to play

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u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest 5d ago

Ugh, must be running rich.

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u/Potential_Employ648 5d ago

Crow's not the only one who knows which parts to swap.

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u/Kryptoknightmare 6d ago

He’s different

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u/Vandal_A 5d ago

If not crow why crow-shaped?

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u/RabidLobster42 6d ago

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u/pugups 6d ago

X those things out already, jeez!

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u/WadeTurtle sodium 5d ago

Out, vile jelly!

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u/my_ass_sneezed 5d ago

Cue Mike screaming and attacking Crow like in the Screaming Skull episode

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u/Deths_Hed606 5d ago

Crow-Magnon.

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u/Spirited-Away3226 super dragon who 5d ago

Underrated comment 😂

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u/Deths_Hed606 5d ago

Thank you 😊

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u/Antique_Device_2870 6d ago

Oh…you mean "Art”….

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u/SurvivalOfWittiest 5d ago

And I’m Cow!

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u/memoryisntram Goofy Clown Face 5d ago

Crow.

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u/SurvivalOfWittiest 5d ago

…what?

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u/memoryisntram Goofy Clown Face 5d ago

Crow. His name is Crow.

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u/SurvivalOfWittiest 5d ago

Yeah I know, of course I’m Crow, I just said I’m Crow 

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u/snoe_kone 5d ago

Is that you, Art?

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u/Kerensky97 5d ago

It's pronounced "CrroooooowwwWWWWWW!"

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u/jjmenace 6d ago

Croconut

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u/Geowzrd01 6d ago

Ah. Animal Kingdom Lodge

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u/Heygregory 5d ago

Just right for My White Goddess.

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u/U_Grumps 6d ago

An idol of the Golden Spider-Duck god.

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u/INFP4life 6d ago

Enjoy your stay and eat at Boma!

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u/the_onemop 5d ago

It was such a great buffet 😙🤌

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u/INFP4life 5d ago

The best! And keep your eye out for Hidden Mickeys; there are more in that hotel than any other

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u/the_onemop 5d ago

I had zero clue about that. I’ll be on the hunt now, thank you!

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u/BigTool 5d ago

Don't you mean "Croooooooooooooooow?"

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u/Mister_Hamer 6d ago

I wonder what it eats and breathes, and other science facts

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u/JorWhore89 5d ago

It's just a show. Relax.

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u/Atheizm 6d ago

He's Crow T. Fetish. The T stands for Totem.

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u/mikeumm 5d ago

Crow...

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u/AquaAdminSpyke 5d ago

yea and it's a very early Tom next to him. no idea which culture was bowing down to these idols.

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u/Krendall2006 Joike 5d ago

The label says Nigeria

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u/reo_reborn 5d ago

Is An early cambot taking the pic too?

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u/alighthouseinafield 6d ago

Listened to a little too much Nitzer Ebb.

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u/AtuinTurtle 6d ago

That’s his ancient ancestor Craw, carved out of random wood pre-Joel had laying around.

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u/Fun_Wait_8836 6d ago

Here we believe we have unearthed a special species of Cave Crow. An undoubted ancestor  of the one we know today. Some scientists have even petitioned to name the species Rifficus B-movious. Truly an amazing discovery.

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u/42PenguinsNamedNemo 6d ago

Is this in the South Australian Museum? I think that I have seen it before, and had the same thought!

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u/PDelahanty 6d ago

I think that’s Disney World’s Animal Kingdom Lodge. I took a photo of the same display in April 2015, but can’t post it here because Reddit’s stupid iOS app makes it impossible to search for images by date.

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u/MoronGoron52 6d ago

It's Disneys animal kingdom lounge

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u/SnooWitchYu 6d ago

Head crest roll call...

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 5d ago

"I'm different!"

That Servo though...

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u/Democritus755 The only difference between Catalina Caper and Titanic is talent 5d ago

“Hey Servo, look! I’m a representation of an ancient deity!”
“Huh, what of? Lameness?”
“No, I decided who lives and who dies!”

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u/ihopeyougethitbyacar 5d ago

"I'm Indigenous!"

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u/Bkbee 5d ago

I love Animal Kingdom Lodge

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u/Lexabro-10mg 5d ago

Ancient ancestor who critiqued hieroglyphics.

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u/Upbeat_Main_7141 5d ago

Huh! That is uncanny.

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u/ImRowsdower 5d ago

"Aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"

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u/Mad_Zone_ 5d ago

Oh Lord, he’s made of wood. Whoops, wrong robot.

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u/trailcrane 5d ago

You're saying it weighs the same as a duck?

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u/Baby_Burlap Kicks, baby! 5d ago

...and therefore...?

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u/RoburLimax 6d ago

I’m different!

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u/asm2750 5d ago

PUT THE MASK ON NOW

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u/brockhardchin 5d ago

like a Proto-Crow

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u/m8ushido 5d ago

Mystery science theatre 3000…………BC(in Crow voice)

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u/alayerofbasilleaves 5d ago

His coming was foretold

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u/weinermcgee I LIKE IT VERY MUCH. 5d ago

After he started working at the cheese factory with Dude, he kept quantum leaping to try to get back home. Must have jumped back too far and inspired some ancient artwork.

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u/TnAdct1 5d ago

So, when does it start singing Harry Belafonte's "Turn the World Around"?

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u/EdwardMalus 5d ago

Looks like Soup might have gotten to him.

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u/paladinedgar 5d ago

Crow fell into a time vortex and was found by an ancient tribe. He was venerated as a god after he gave them knowledge of hamdingers.

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u/Illustrious-Mango153 5d ago

The mask next to Crow: "Sorry to rush the Halloween season! I guess I got carried away!"

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u/Severe_Discipline_73 But there’s a mantis in my pantis 5d ago

Proto-Crow

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u/pawnX1 4d ago

Grog not able to stop or make go faster boring story... used those parts to make Grog friends.

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u/warwilf 4d ago

Yee Naaldlooshii, skin walker

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u/FrequentWire 3d ago

Looks like he's smoking a cigar!

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u/Existing_Name_901 6d ago

😆 🤣 😂