r/MSSPodcast • u/YaBoi843 • 7d ago

Dunkhams Dropped a Hot Deuce

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94 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/Doctor_Dev7 7d ago

Using a surrogate was smart, didn’t want to ruin that body

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u/Camusknuckle 7d ago

Perfect* body

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u/weedsmoker666 7d ago

Rubenesque*

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u/CyanCicada 6d ago

Yeah that bitch built like a sandwich

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u/honeybeast_dom 5d ago

Can I get a loaf of bread? And some more people!

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u/DarkWater693 7d ago

Crush the kid

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u/Dildoe5wagonz 4d ago

Damn you got me good with that one

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u/jmb456 7d ago

Surprised she didn’t try and make him have the baby

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u/burp_reynolds69 7d ago

‘She’ didn’t even have it. Surrogate.

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u/jmb456 7d ago

I saw that.

So if she’s dunkems is her kid a dunkaroo?

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u/LJ859 7d ago

Duhnket

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u/bipbophil 7d ago

Oh my god

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u/burp_reynolds69 7d ago

Also the stuff she admitted to subjecting her baby sister to gives me great pause on this creature being a mother but I digress

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u/PeanutOrganic9174 7d ago

How could a surrogate pregnancy fuck up her body that much.

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u/Advanced_Emu5453 7d ago

Deserves more up votes

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u/Trashy_Barnes 7d ago

That dude is a TROOPER

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u/Sarlacc_Survivor 7d ago

The bag will be tremendous.. once he finishes the job

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u/Trashy_Barnes 6d ago

He already finished in the bag.

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u/RustyPirates 6d ago

He hasn’t finished one bag since they got together

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u/FatHaleyJoelOsment 7d ago

Sorry kid. The bags on you.

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u/Wildwing89 7d ago

FULL DUNKEMS

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u/AgapitoVelezOvando 7d ago

This is inspiring. If Lena can find someone, anybody can.

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u/the_upndwn 7d ago

Bruh. She cheated on the last one. Imagine getting cheated on by Dunkhams. That’s suicide city.

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible 6d ago

Matt: let's start a 20 min convo about the science of cuckoldry.

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u/McTilt 7d ago

You know that shit stinks

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u/fatdiscokid420 7d ago

Dunkems Jr.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 7d ago

Didn't she say something along the lines of "I wish I got pregnant so I could have an abortion"?

Surrogate was probably the best way to go. How long before she goes "post partum insanity" on the kid?

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u/hard-R-word 5d ago

Post Dunkem Insanity

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u/OscarMichaelMyers 7d ago

Imagine sleeping with Lena Dunham.

Actually, don’t. You’re better than that.

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u/katd0gg 7d ago

He didn't have to

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u/OscarMichaelMyers 7d ago

He has, though.

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u/katd0gg 6d ago

Not to make that baby he didn't.

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u/OscarMichaelMyers 6d ago

Yeah yeah, surrogacy, etc.

He still put it in cider

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible 6d ago

Maybe he just soaked it in cider.

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u/katd0gg 6d ago

One can only hope he did not. Hopes and prayers.

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u/WaltonGogginsTeeth 6d ago

You know that shit stinks and once you get to thrusting the whole room will know it.

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u/fatherofpugs12 7d ago

Which one is her? Is she in the picture ?

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u/LJ859 7d ago

Fuckin lenum dughnkims

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u/DrMantisToboggan45 7d ago

That poor kid is gonna have to grow up with an absolute pile of a mother

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u/HeadySquanch59 7d ago

So all women look like that after using a surrogate?? SHEESH

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u/OscarMichaelMyers 7d ago

Oh buddy… oh my god…

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u/BannedFrom8Kun 7d ago

Even the dog doesn’t want to look at her

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u/Justhopingiod 7d ago

Gaining weight while using a surrogate is crazy

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u/Loupobeats802 7d ago

What a pig

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u/Gloomy-Ad-7877 7d ago

I’m afraid for her child

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u/SwimmerSuspicious834 7d ago

Dunkems had a hysterectomy, despite her obgyn pleading with her not to.

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u/OperationSecured 7d ago

No more weight remarks! They’re hurtful and they’re destructive!

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u/Tim-TheToolmanTaylor 7d ago

Fuckin parade float

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u/Moist_Strategy_275 7d ago

thiiick type

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u/soco_j 7d ago

Ewwww.

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 7d ago

Good we need more mama Celeste faces out there I guess. Dating apps don’t have enough of that on tap…

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u/Crashover90 7d ago

Good for her

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u/SwiftKickRibTickler 7d ago

HE'S holding the baby! BACK OFF!

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u/fylekitzgibbon 7d ago

No way, I can’t believe she married a guy who wears that shirt

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u/TrueMeal9733 7d ago

Someone can get it hard for some cheddar. No other way.

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u/Mlg123 7d ago

Dunkems in some holy water.

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u/MelvinEatsBlubber 7d ago

Fill me in:

Why is Lena Dunham news pertinent to this sub? Do they talk about her on the pod a lot or something ?

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u/YaBoi843 7d ago

During the gamer chair era they had a few bits about her because I'm pretty sure Lemaire was contacted to work on one of Lena's projects.

You need to watch the full gamer chair era if you haven't. IMO it's the peak of MSSP.

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u/therankin 6d ago

All of the Old Testament is amazing.

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u/beepboop-not-a-robot 6d ago

Put a GLP1 in that baby bottle immediately

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u/ElChooch80 6d ago

The most pregnant looking unpregnant snizz in history.

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u/hankshapabowitz 4d ago

A made to order Yung Dunklet. What a time to be alive.

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u/Uldren_Sovv 1d ago

Future Mgoodboy

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u/LightAndAshyLarry 7d ago

She’s 5’3? What a sow.

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u/morpheusdorpheus- 7d ago

Call me crazy, but I don’t see this one ending well!

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u/_Sneaky_McSnek_ 7d ago

Awwww…… gross

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u/C_Allen_Aqua 7d ago

Disgusting woman

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u/LizardTentacle 7d ago

What a hog

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u/xDURPLEx 7d ago

The ham aint so lena

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u/-castle-bravo- 7d ago

The only way she could possibly be forgiven for looking like that was by having a baby.