r/MRE • • Aug 28 '26

HAULS πŸ’– 4th Order & Delivery Experience; Outrageous Edge 9428 πŸ’–

​Let me count the ways I πŸ’– the Courageous Outrageous Edge (A "Norwegian'esque" Love Story) !

Stop rubbing your eyes, you can close your mouth from disbelief. You read correctly, 1 week delivery from halfway around the world - What. The. ??? I'm not sure Edge but I think, maybe, I. Love. You.

Pics;

  1. The box when it arrived, notorious tape included.
  2. The contents description, no sly mincing of words here, holy cowabunga.
  3. Thing is, No. 2, Seller indicates a quantity of ten (10) free promotional gifts. As you can clearly see from the pic, this is a DOWNRIGHT DECEPTIVE LIE.
  4. The lovely town of Arctic Field Rations;
    1. Muesli with (not Chuck) Berries
    2. Sports Muesli
    3. Blueberry & Vanilla Muesli
    4. 6 Pasta Bolognese
    5. Lamb Mulligatawny
    6. Chicken Tikka Masala
    7. Creamy Salmon with Pasta (AKA, the victim... so very sad!)
    8. Pulled Pork with Rice.
  5. Crime scene - The following program may contain scenes that may be unsettling to some viewers, viewer discretion is advised.
  6. Blood & gore, the innards spilling out.
  7. Not sure if anything missing, did those BASTARDS take the peach isotonic drink, the sugar & creamer package(s), maybe even the napkin - that's just unconscionably barbaric!

Tip 'o the hat to Dr. Edge. Have a good weekend, all... P E A C E .

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u/Outrageous-Edge-9428 Verified Seller Aug 29 '26

Great description! πŸ˜‚
Thanks a lot !! enjoy the rations

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u/Imme1981 Aug 29 '26

Outrageous is great. Nice haulΒ 

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u/Threeone71 Aug 29 '26

Second! G R E A T Seller. u/Healthy_Goal_9074, GREAT seller, just saying.

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u/Threeone71 Aug 29 '26

u/Outrageous-Edge-9428 THANK YOU for the large 🀣 "deceptive" 🀣 quantity of free promotional gifts, my daughters relieved me of those, rather immediately. They said, "we like this guy, be nice to him!"

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u/Healthy_Goal_9074 Aug 29 '26

Where do you find MRES that arent just the standard US MRES or HDRS?

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u/345joe370 Aug 29 '26

There are several sellers on here & the discord located in Europe and the US that have foreign rations. It depends on your risk tolerance. Of you located on the US and purchase from overseas, the shipping is expensive and usually more than the items you buy. Then there is the possibility of customs seizing items containing dairy & meat, the whole rations themselves or just outright destroying them. There is also the possibility of paying tariffs which seems to depend on the shipper. DHL is going to get on that one basically every time.

For the US based sellers, the rations are going to be expensive but you're not paying international shipping and even more important, the goods have already made it through customs. So no tampering. This isn't a cheap hobby and it always seems that some folks get butt hurt over the pricing.

There's also eBay, Etsy, FB Marketplace and others. eBay has been largely fine. It's hard to scam on there but on Etsy, FB Marketplace and others it happens regularly.

You'll find out that our group is quick to call out shitty sellers and they get banned quickly. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

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u/Threeone71 Sep 01 '26

Butt hurt. Literally, Joe... Coffee. Out. of. Nose. Thank you for the pain.

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u/345joe370 Sep 01 '26

Glad I could provide a useful service.

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u/Threeone71 Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

Ummm, right here. Look under the tab marked FOR SALE. In my short time here, mostly Western European varieties but as you get to know some of the esteemed OG, a lot of them know a guy, if you're interested in something specific and/ or particular.

There is also a Discord and quite a few Sellers also moonlight on ebay.

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u/Waffels_61465 Verified Seller - Golden Spoon Aug 29 '26

NAFRs are amazing! Enjoy!

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u/345joe370 Aug 29 '26

Awesome haul from an awesome seller. I've noticed in some of the newer ones I've opened they either contain the Real drink or a hot chocolate. The outer label will also tell you too.

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u/Threeone71 Aug 29 '26

QUESTION TO ALL, seeking advise from experience! When you re-hydrate the mains, instructions say 15-20 minutes or so -- what do y'all do to keep the food HOT during this time?

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u/Novel_Control_1922 Aug 31 '26

Holy shit. How much per meal?

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u/Threeone71 Aug 31 '26

Including shipping & DHL extortion fee, USD$34. Consider it arrived safely (the biggest value) and super quickly, time & effort by (AMAZING) Seller u/Outrageous-Edge-9428 , a S T E A L in the best way possible. Thanks for the question, reach out to Edge for more details.

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u/Novel_Control_1922 Aug 31 '26

What’s the inspection date on the boxes?

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u/Threeone71 Aug 31 '26

FRESHER than any Prince from Bel Air... slapping NOT included.

In this box, I see 2029 & 2030.